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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 467
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Allthatiam : I'm just like everybody else. Just a bit more special, a bit more intelligent and a bit more FUCKING AWESOME!

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Today, I was mistaken for my twin brother twice. This probably wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't a girl. FML


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On 07/28/2013 at 2:18am - misc - by Mia (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML


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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML


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