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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1311
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlliTheKat : So about me you say? Well...

I'm a lady of 19 years
Of the average height and the average fears
I love hockey, the LA Kings
But this is just to name a few things
I love it when they drop the bass
I love to dance, just name the place
I love SirBizzle
He's off da hizzle
Poor rhyme, I know
But it just goes to show
I can make anything rhyme
If I just take the time
I love to write, I can make you feel
Feel the emotions as if the plot were quite real
I like creepy things, the Bates Motel
I'm kinda dorky, have you noticed, can you tell?
I love to laugh, but I'm very sad
That there won't be anymore Breaking Bad
I like to be social, but I'm a bad texter
Cuz I'd rather sit and watch, that one show named Dexter
Sometimes I like to just lie in bed
And binge watch all of The Walking Dead
That's some of me, so I'll leave it up to you
Message me, it's nice meet you, how do you do?


Hockey fans; let's be friends :)

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AlliTheKat's favorite FMLs

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

#21415171
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8442) - you deserved it (3504)

On 05/24/2015 at 9:14pm - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

#21414899
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20025) - you deserved it (1230)

On 05/24/2015 at 11:15am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was supporting my aunt as she gave birth. She was getting tired during the pushing stage, so I tried to encourage her by making a show of pushing as well with each contraction. I got a little too into it and accidentally gave birth to a little turd of my own. FML

Today, while teaching my class, I hooked my laptop up to the projector and put on a documentary. I left it playing and went to the toilet. When I came back the whole class was talking to my mother. She must've Skyped me while I was gone and someone answered the call. FML

#21409928
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31892) - you deserved it (6989)

On 05/14/2015 at 8:42am - work - by HiddlePuff - Australia

Today, I pulled a piece of dental floss out of my ass. How it got there is one of life's great mysteries. FML

#21403757
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31106) - you deserved it (4346)

On 05/03/2015 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mom announced my pregnancy to the entire family via Facebook with the post, "Just went from a MILF to a GILF in one moment of unprotected sex." FML

#21401833
100 comments

Today, I snuck downstairs to watch a midnight movie. One moment I'm trying to plug my headphones in, in the dark, and the next my dad's beating the shit out of me with a baseball bat. Turns out he snuck down after me for a midnight snack and thought I was a burglar disconnecting the TV. FML

#21399867
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32600) - you deserved it (4677)

On 04/26/2015 at 6:05am - health - by Anonymous (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML

#21395572
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38121) - you deserved it (4929)

On 04/18/2015 at 3:01am - kids - by Anonymus (woman) - Sweden

Today, what started with me forcing a shit a little too hard ended up with me being rushed to the hospital with appendicitis. FML

#21392323
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28348) - you deserved it (2459)

On 04/12/2015 at 11:42am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Belgium

Today, I tore my ACL while doing physical therapy that's supposed to keep me from tearing my ACL. FML

#21381900
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31389) - you deserved it (2233)

On 03/26/2015 at 2:36pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was doing homework and I had my leg bent in a funny position. When I stood up, my hip dislocated. It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced. When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated my hip doing calculus. FML

#21381072
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27855) - you deserved it (2777)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML

#21376186
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28836) - you deserved it (18521)

On 03/17/2015 at 3:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML

#21374140
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29694) - you deserved it (2440)

On 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

#21371084
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (146) - you deserved it (2523)

On 03/09/2015 at 9:55am - love - by generic_name123 - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I decided to put on some sexy lingerie and wait for my husband to come home to surprise him. He took one look at me and immediately accused me of cheating. He was convinced my explanation was a lie and that I'd rushed some guy out the back door when he came home. FML

#21370369
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63) - you deserved it (2752)

On 03/08/2015 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Barnet)



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