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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 1606
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AlliTheKat : So about me you say? Well...

I'm a lady of 19 years
Of the average height and the average fears.
I love hockey, the LA Kings,
But this is just to name a few things.
I love Martin Jones, but he has been traded!
From a King to a Shark, it's a bit complicated.
I love a good bass drop, a synth, and a snare
Join me in this music, that is, if you dare.
I love to write and I can make you feel
Feel the emotions as if the plot were quite real.
I love creepy things, like the Bates Motel.
I'm kinda dorky, have you noticed, can you tell?
I love to laugh, but I'm very sad,
That there won't be anymore Breaking Bad.
But as I sit here and remain a bit mad,
I've taken up watching American Dad!
That's some of me, so I'll leave it up to you,
Message me, it's nice meet you, how do you do?

Hockey fans; let's be friends :)

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Today, I went on a fabulous date with a really cute, smart, funny guy. He only mentioned his dad, so when I asked about his mom, I asked if they were divorced. She'd died of breast cancer so I felt awful. Then I asked if his dad had ever remarried. His stepmom had died of cancer too. FML


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On 07/26/2015 at 2:15pm - love - by lextoast - Rwanda

Today, I was taking a piss at a urinal when a fly started harassing me. I got so annoyed, I tried to swat it. Didn't go too well. I ended up losing control of my stream, soaking the guy beside me. He busted my face in. FML


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On 07/22/2015 at 12:21pm - health - by Anonypiss (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my religious friend and I ended up having wild sex in the back of his mom's minivan. We got interrupted by a priest knocking at our window. Well played God, well played. FML


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On 07/20/2015 at 1:48pm - intimacy - by Marika - United States (California)

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML


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On 07/16/2015 at 6:21pm - kids - by anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was legitimately sick so I called in to work. Apparently, 4 other guys on my line called in too. My boss thought we planned it. Now we're all written up. FML


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On 06/29/2015 at 4:29pm - work - by Justincredible69 (man) - United States

Today, after constant avoidance, I saw the man who slept with my mother and caused my parents to get divorced. I desperately wanted to punch him in the face, but instead I had to smile and shake his hand as he gave me my diploma. FML


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On 06/24/2015 at 1:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) -

Today, I started my new job at a haunted house. I figured I'd change clothes when I got home, since my bloody shirt and zombie makeup were blatantly just an outfit. I barely made it 10 minutes before I was pinned to the ground at gunpoint, cuffed, and needing new underwear. FML


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On 06/13/2015 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was invited to an adult toy party with co-workers. They started by playing a game called 'Never Ever Have I Ever' about everyone's sexual exploits. My mother is a co-worker. I can never un-hear what I heard. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 9:22pm - intimacy - by silverspud - United States (Colorado)

Today, I underwent surgery and feeling rather groggy upon being awoken, I very loudly declared, "I've always had a thing for doctors. Kiss me?" then promptly giggled, tried to launch myself in a random doctor's arms and fell flat on my face. FML


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On 06/12/2015 at 3:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my husband and I broke the news to my 10-year-old son that in about 8 months, he'll have a baby brother or sister. I knew he never wanted a sibling, but I didn't expect him to throw a tantrum, then look at me through teary eyes and scream, "Why can't you keep your fucking legs closed?" FML


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On 06/10/2015 at 12:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I'm warning you: never spoon naked with your girlfriend after eating taco bell. The shartpocalypse just might begin in her ass and end on your stomach. FML


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On 06/03/2015 at 1:01am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sneezed and ended up in the emergency room. How? Apparently the sneeze dislodged a kidney stone that is now slowly, painfully working its way from my kidney to my bladder so that I can piss it out. FML

Today, I got a text from my neighbor complaining about my girlfriend and me being too noisy in bed. I'm at work. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 8:12pm - intimacy - by TooLoud - United States (California)

Today, tears and 3 hours on the toilet have made me reevaluate my desire for new culinary experiences. FML


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On 05/30/2015 at 6:59am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML


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On 05/29/2015 at 11:05am - love - by GlueAndCarrots - Canada (Ontario)

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