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Alldreeezy
  • Town/Country : Tucson, United States of America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 April 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 479
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Alldreeezy : University of Arizona Wildcats!!!

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Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35160) - you deserved it (3907)

On 07/16/2011 at 9:28am - kids - by Rejected (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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