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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1682
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Aleys : Captain America and Harry Potter loving sophomore in college, studying criminal justice.

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Aleys's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a dick for the first time in my life, on the early morning crowded train headed for work. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28218) - you deserved it (2651)

On 09/07/2015 at 10:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my cat decided to use my bowl of rice krispies as his litter box. FML

Today, it's been three weeks since my dad finished growing what he calls a "Jesus beard" and gone out asking for donations and claiming to be Jesus Christ. I've been trying and failing to get a job for 2 years, and he's already raking in cash from gullible idiots. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40369) - you deserved it (3805)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61399) - you deserved it (44028)

On 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41158) - you deserved it (26813)

On 07/19/2014 at 7:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56175) - you deserved it (4088)

On 06/05/2014 at 4:05pm - kids - by bastards (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, my daughter admitted why her grades, which are usually straight A's, have been slipping the past few weeks. Turns out she has been deliberately failing tests to avoid becoming valedictorian, so she won't have to deliver a speech at graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (53094) - you deserved it (6520)

On 05/22/2014 at 3:24pm - kids - by stillaproudfather (man) - United States

Today, we finally moved into our new home, which my husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the neighbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML

Today, I've been waiting for a very important document in the mail. It has been two months. I reviewed my application and realized I forgot to put a mailing address down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34565) - you deserved it (19282)

On 03/08/2014 at 9:15pm - misc - by AmericanAlien (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48820) - you deserved it (6316)

On 02/11/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by not even getting any of her shrimp (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, after much debate I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39984) - you deserved it (9698)

On 01/11/2014 at 12:49am - misc - by madib33 (woman) - United States

Today, was my first day as a male cheerleader in an attempt to flirt. The girls were stronger than me and it's now my job to be thrown in the air by girls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44404) - you deserved it (36189)

On 01/05/2014 at 11:16am - love - by give me an F - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, after being married for 20 years, I found out that my wife has accounts on multiple dating sites, "just in case." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43298) - you deserved it (3464)

On 12/28/2013 at 12:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, as I was driving back home from my grandma's, I looked over at the guy in the lane beside me, only to witness him with a sandwich between his teeth and his cock in his free hand. Now I know why I don't leave the city, or even drive, more often. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42402) - you deserved it (4345)

On 12/26/2013 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by NNTA (woman) - Netherlands (Limburg)

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