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by Anonymous / 11/24/2013 at 6:19pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
Today, after having my sinuses draining for a couple days, my ma stopped by for a surprise visit. Upon discovering the trash can full of used tissues, she called my pastor grandfather to talk to me about the chronic masturbation problem I don't have, but that everyone now thinks I have. FML
by Thors_Hammer9999 / 11/23/2013 at 1:05am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cussed out by a customer who was unhappy, and he asked to speak with my manager. When I told him I owned the store, he said that that was the problem. Apparently women are "too flaky" to run a bakery properly. FML
by bakingwomannnnnnnn / 11/20/2013 at 2:59am / United States (California) / Work
by unwantedforlife / 11/19/2013 at 7:19pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/16/2013 at 8:03pm / United States / Miscellaneous
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