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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 34011
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>whos_ur_daddy1</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:48pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 9:51pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 7:28pm<b>RapperAdapter84</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:49am<b>swharley</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 9:56am<b>mclovin22897</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 1:51pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:21pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 9:28pm<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:06am<b>Mightytall</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:25am<b>windyouthere</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:51am<b>madi10647</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:08pm<b>MrConfusion</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:14pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 5:12pm<b>Dustin1900</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 8:53am<b>hare</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 3:04am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:09am

Fucked!<b>delfino1604</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:41pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:21am<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:31am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:45am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:43am<b>tomtom375</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:36pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:38pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Dexter83</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:48pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 4:26pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:44pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:18pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 1:05pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 12:48pm<b>dbag884</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 11:38am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:42am<b>paravoz</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 8:08am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Alexis2742's favorite FMLs

Today, while trying to break up with my girlfriend, I somehow ended up begging her not to break up with me. I'm still not sure how that happened. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 6:38pm / Bangladesh / Love

Today, I found out that I am bleeding from my cervix and must refrain from having sex for the next two weeks. My fiancé pointedly asked if my cervix has anything to do with my mouth. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 4:06pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, marks my third day of school being closed due to snow. One, and only one, of the teachers has decided that we have to do work online in the meantime. I just so happen to be in three of his classes. FML

by Anonymous / 12/10/2013 at 12:26pm / United States (Missouri) / Work

Today, my boyfriend told me I'm beautiful. Before I could thank him, he continued, "Too bad it takes a shit-load of makeup." FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 5:41pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

by knee pain / 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm / United States / Health

Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML

by anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 10:10am / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 12/09/2013 at 12:57am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous

Today, my grandkids went around my house claiming items to inherit. FML

by blah! / 12/08/2013 at 8:19am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids

Today, I found out that I take long enough showers for my boyfriend to sleep with my sister and put everything back to normal before I get out. I found out when I needed more shampoo that was in a shopping bag in my room. FML

by mystery / 12/07/2013 at 4:55pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy

Today, my grandma commented on my Facebook profile picture: "That's a great photo! It doesn't look anything like you!" FML

by oh / 12/06/2013 at 4:20pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy

Today, I dropped a $400 bottle of wine while trying to get the cork out. FML

by butterfingers / 12/06/2013 at 2:08am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Money

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when I got a sudden agonising cramp in my foot. I cried out in pain, but he didn't stop. If anything, my cries of pain seemed to spur him on. FML

by Anonymous / 12/05/2013 at 2:10pm / United Kingdom (Sunderland) / Intimacy

Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 3:25pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a "liposuction telemarketer" but forgot to press *67. FML

by Anonymous / 12/04/2013 at 3:50am / United States / Love