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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 34107
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>whos_ur_daddy1</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:48pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 9:51pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 7:28pm<b>RapperAdapter84</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:49am<b>swharley</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 9:56am<b>mclovin22897</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 1:51pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:21pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 9:28pm<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:06am<b>Mightytall</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:25am<b>windyouthere</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:51am<b>madi10647</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:08pm<b>MrConfusion</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:14pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 5:12pm<b>Dustin1900</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 8:53am<b>hare</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 3:04am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:09am

Fucked!<b>delfino1604</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:41pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:21am<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:31am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:45am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:43am<b>tomtom375</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:36pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:38pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Dexter83</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:48pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 4:26pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:44pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:18pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 1:05pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 12:48pm<b>dbag884</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 11:38am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:42am<b>paravoz</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 8:08am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Alexis2742's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized the only reason I was invited to go on vacation with my extended family was so I could babysit everyone's children while the adults go out and have fun. FML

by Anonymous / 08/23/2013 at 1:13pm / United States (Hawaii) / Holidays

Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML

by Demotivation / 08/23/2013 at 10:12am / Germany / Miscellaneous

Today, after recently discovering that I need a bone marrow transplant, my girlfriend got tested to see if she could be a donor. When the results came back with a negative match, she blurted out, "Oh thank god." FML

by themarrowguy / 08/23/2013 at 6:06am / United States / Health

Today, I went to my high school reunion. Someone walked up to me and said, "Wow, you look so different!" She then followed it up with, "You used to be so pretty, what happened?" FML

by Ugly / 08/22/2013 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML

by Kingofbosses / 08/22/2013 at 1:31am / United States / Work

Today, I was playing Charades with my boyfriend's family. When it was his turn, he pointed at me. His mother said "Bitch?" The answer was "relationship". FML

by Embarrassed / 08/22/2013 at 12:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

by none / 08/22/2013 at 12:27am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I got rejected for a job because they claimed I faked my entire resume. Their excuse? I'm too pretty to be smart. FML

by baconbxtch / 08/21/2013 at 10:45pm / United States (Florida) / Work

Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML

by me / 08/21/2013 at 7:45pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Love

Today, I asked out the girl who always looks and smiles at me in class. I was surprised when she rejected me until I found out she was actually always looking at the clock behind me, and smiling when class is almost over. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 5:37pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I found out that while having a GPS tracker in your car is helpful for tracking down car thieves, it's also helpful to your psycho ex, who can use it to track you down. FML

by nobieb / 08/20/2013 at 12:28pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, I had to endure my girlfriend crying and screaming at me. The reason? I'm not able to please her like the fictional character Christian Grey in 50 Shades of Grey. When she left me, she took all her stuff and left me with copies of the 3 books. FML

by Anonymous / 08/20/2013 at 4:06am / United States (Washington) / Love

Today, I had a group presentation. I kept zipping my jacket up and down nervously. As I waited for my turn, I realized a bunch of classmates staring at me. I forgot that in the morning rush, I only put on a jacket. I only had a bra on underneath. FML

by xxSecretAngelxx / 08/19/2013 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

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Today, my band informed me that our gig this afternoon was actually a wedding. Whose wedding? My ex-wife's, along with the guy she cheated on me with. For their first dance, I had to sing what used to be our song. FML

by Love stinks / 08/19/2013 at 9:06am / United States / Love

Today, I found out that if someone flushes a toilet the same time I'm starting the washing machine, my house will flood. FML

by Ben / 08/19/2013 at 2:21am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous