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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 22204
  • Number of comments : 94
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47677) - you deserved it (7941)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37382) - you deserved it (15126)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20116) - you deserved it (34193)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27819) - you deserved it (2091)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7782) - you deserved it (30495)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15755) - you deserved it (64416)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14368) - you deserved it (24729)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39410) - you deserved it (14605)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27355) - you deserved it (1820)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21071) - you deserved it (6640)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38247) - you deserved it (29964)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27047) - you deserved it (2493)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6978) - you deserved it (61551)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41540) - you deserved it (9870)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24374) - you deserved it (4889)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)



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