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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 35551
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Alexis2742 : No kik - @sodontask

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Visits<b>shortyybrooke</b> - the 09/16/2016 at 11:56pm<b>youcif</b> - the 09/12/2016 at 2:00pm<b>CoolGuySoFly</b> - the 09/11/2016 at 1:26pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 3:04am<b>OlRed</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 10:49am<b>DumbWater</b> - the 09/03/2016 at 2:11am<b>Survii</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 5:54pm<b>paigexox0</b> - the 08/08/2016 at 10:48pm<b>ragnarok1540</b> - the 08/04/2016 at 8:37am<b>Mons</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 2:53pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 6:33am<b>jeff_zz</b> - the 08/02/2016 at 12:04am<b>whos_ur_daddy1</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 4:48pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 7:28pm<b>RapperAdapter84</b> - the 06/30/2016 at 12:49am<b>swharley</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 9:56am<b>mclovin22897</b> - the 06/05/2016 at 1:51pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 9:28pm

Fucked!<b>OlRed</b> - the 09/04/2016 at 4:49pm<b>delfino1604</b> - the 06/18/2016 at 8:41pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:21am<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:31am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:45am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:43am<b>tomtom375</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:36pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:38pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Dexter83</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:48pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 4:26pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:44pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:18pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 1:05pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 12:48pm<b>dbag884</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 11:38am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:42am

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Alexis2742's favorite FMLs

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

by Noname / 02/04/2009 at 6:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

by Noname / 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

by fuckedalready / 02/03/2009 at 7:40am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

by Randy Savage / 02/02/2009 at 11:29am / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

by ayw329 / 01/31/2009 at 8:51am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

by Ren / 01/30/2009 at 10:50am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

by Anon / 01/30/2009 at 6:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Love

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

by GavinHosler / 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

by aere / 01/27/2009 at 7:24am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

by crazyvulva9216 / 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

by buddy / 01/26/2009 at 9:58am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

by Michelle C / 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

by cockblockingbitch / 01/25/2009 at 12:54am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy

Today, just another casual morning. I went to go drop a deuce in the bathroom. Barely being awake I didn't notice my roommates had put glad wrap between the seat and toilet, so i got piss and shit all over me. FML

by ohn0es / 01/23/2009 at 5:45am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous