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Alexis2742Alexis2742
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 31095
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Alexis2742 : No kik - @sodontask

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Alexis2742's favorite FMLs

Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML

#19088
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41117) - you deserved it (17275)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22732) - you deserved it (37284)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML

#6861
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31729) - you deserved it (2436)

On 02/03/2009 at 6:51pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML

#6002
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9483) - you deserved it (34229)

On 02/03/2009 at 7:40am - misc - by fuckedalready (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

#5350
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16840) - you deserved it (67453)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I asked a little old lady in line at my work why she wasn't out enjoying the beautiful day with all her friends. Her response: "I'd love to, but they're all dead." FML

#4982
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16861) - you deserved it (27885)

On 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm - love - by beckbr - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42423) - you deserved it (16085)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a text message from my older brother. It said, "Ah... I want you". I hope to god it was intended for someone else. FML

#3715
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29589) - you deserved it (1997)

On 01/30/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by Ren - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23481) - you deserved it (7050)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41858) - you deserved it (32397)

On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, three girls introduced themselves to me. I had met all of them before. FML

#2788
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29233) - you deserved it (2654)

On 01/27/2009 at 7:24am - love - by aere - United States (California)

Today, I got bored on the toilet and decided to paint my nails. I ended up having to wait half an hour to wipe. FML

#2738
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8276) - you deserved it (66503)

On 01/26/2009 at 8:17pm - misc - by crazyvulva9216 - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47187) - you deserved it (11213)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, I saw a homeless man asking for money for food. Not wanting to give him money so he'd spend it on booze, I decided to buy him a full big mac meal from McDonalds. When I went to hand it to him, he quickly waved his hand, denying it saying, "Thanks but I'm a vegetarian". FML

#2596
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26701) - you deserved it (5199)

On 01/25/2009 at 10:44pm - misc - by Michelle C - United States (California)

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47888) - you deserved it (3765)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)



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