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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 15 January 1996 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 32843
  • Number of comments : 106
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Alexis2742 : No kik - @sodontask

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Visits<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/22/2016 at 10:21pm<b>RandomJam124</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 9:28pm<b>swharley</b> - the 05/16/2016 at 4:05am<b>tatteredshirt</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 9:06am<b>Mightytall</b> - the 05/05/2016 at 8:25am<b>windyouthere</b> - the 05/04/2016 at 2:51am<b>madi10647</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 9:56pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/14/2016 at 6:08pm<b>MrConfusion</b> - the 04/10/2016 at 8:14pm<b>eyepuppy</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:52pm<b>saocrates</b> - the 04/03/2016 at 5:12pm<b>Dustin1900</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 8:53am<b>hare</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 3:04am<b>R3TROxLOV3</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 2:09am<b>papa_vas</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 9:32pm<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 1:31am<b>lungjiao</b> - the 03/04/2016 at 12:35am<b>Addiction333</b> - the 02/29/2016 at 12:46am

Fucked!<b>tin_cup</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 4:21am<b>DrSirSexyLegs</b> - the 03/13/2016 at 7:31am<b>aclark2523</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 9:45am<b>Earth_walker</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 1:43am<b>tomtom375</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 10:36pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:38pm<b>powerkeep</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 6:48pm<b>Dexter83</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 5:48pm<b>martin8337</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 4:26pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:44pm<b>kyle_s_97</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:27pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 2:18pm<b>nfedrichy</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 1:05pm<b>ndnpride88</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 12:48pm<b>dbag884</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 11:38am<b>getoffmyscreen</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 10:42am<b>paravoz</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 8:08am<b>NH_Freelancer</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:46am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Alexis2742's favorite FMLs

Today, my daughter asked me when was the first time I had sex. After I told her 22 she quickly shouted, "Beat ya!" She's thirteen. FML

by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, it was my final meeting with my psychologist who was helping me with my bipolar disorder. I just found out that he committed suicide. FML

by drakx88 / 03/06/2009 at 12:11pm / United States (California) / Health

Today, in a very crowded public restroom at a sporting arena, after looking to the man using the urinal to his right, my 6 year old son turns to address me on his left and exclaims, "Daddy, that man's wiener is a lot bigger than yours!" The whole bathroom heard and looked immediately at me. FML

by SadDad / 03/05/2009 at 8:51pm / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I was meeting my sister's fiancé. I went to an internet cafe before I went to her house for dinner with them. I was on a computer and there was this really attractive man next to me. I was flirting with him and we exchanged numbers. Turns out, he is my sister's fiancé. FML

by f*** / 03/05/2009 at 7:39pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

by saddude / 03/04/2009 at 2:03am / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy

Today, I was having sex with my wife when my 14 year old daughter from her room texts me, "Stop." FML

by dad / 03/03/2009 at 5:28pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I drove my two kids to their friends' houses. In my convertible, looking what I though was my best, I slowed down outside a bar with cute 20 year old girls in front. My daughter noticed the speed reduction and said, "Keep driving dad, you're fat and mom left you for a reason." FML

by Fat Dad / 03/03/2009 at 4:27pm / United States (Missouri) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

by badtrip / 03/02/2009 at 10:21pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love

Today, while driving my kids to school, my son said, "Why don't you find another place to live, so we can just live with daddy?" Then my daughter added, "Yeah, 'cause we LOVE Daddy." FML

by E / 03/02/2009 at 12:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

by oprahahaha / 03/01/2009 at 11:20pm / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, whom I was madly in love with, by having a plane fly over her house spelling "Marry me Abby?". After seeing this, she locked herself in her room and cried for 4 hours exclaiming that this wasn't how she wanted to be proposed to. I had invited my entire family. FML

by groomfail / 03/01/2009 at 8:41pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love

Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML

by Brittany / 03/01/2009 at 3:00pm / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got my braces on. When we got in the car my dad looked over and said "well at least we dont have to worry about boys for the next two years." FML

by jajaja / 03/01/2009 at 2:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend was coming over so I bought this sexy corset, some fishnets, stilettos and see-through thong. After my dad left I dressed up and a few minutes later the doorbell rang. I answered it, whip in hand. It was my dad. He forgot his keys. I'm grounded. FML

by thissucks / 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my girlfriend if she has ever had an affair. She replied, "Yes. With you". FML

by Sdutent / 03/01/2009 at 3:34am / United States (Washington) / Love