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AlexandraShD

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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1131
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AlexandraShD : 19 years old and living in England. Finish my childcare course in May and CANT WAIT!! going travelling after I finish and it can't come quick enough!! ❤️

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Today... I Woke Up To A Really Cold Feeling Down Below. I Opend Mah Eyes And Saw Mah Girlfriend Grinning Like A Maniac And Holding Mah Crotch-sausage Between Two Scissor Blades. I Screamd In Terror Like A Little Bitch... And She Says I'm Never Gonna Live This Down. FML

#19506149
430 comments

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On 04/21/2012 at 1:38pm - intimacy - by Hakimstah (man) - Lebanon

TODAY I FELT MANLY . I SPENT ALMOST TE ENTIRE DAY PEELING PAINT POWER SANDING AN APPLYING SPACKLE 4 MA GRANDMA . STRUTTING WIT MASCULINITY I EADED 4 TE SOWER ONLY TO LET OUT A WOMANLY YELP AT A SPIDER ANGING AT EYE LEVEL AROUND A CORNER . MANLINESS GONE . FML

#19372815
98 comments

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On 03/29/2012 at 9:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

yesterday my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parent were in the room. FML

#18907383
170 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by wish.was.single (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , mah dogs broka through our alactric fanca , ona of whom managad to gat his collar off. I pickad it up and , without thinking , want across tha fanca lina. I scraamad lika a chihuahua baing run ovar by a bulldozar. FML

#18378000
229 comments

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On 11/28/2011 at 6:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

today I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck fir a deer is beyond me. FML

#18188542
119 comments

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On 11/07/2011 at 10:17pm - work - by lprocter1982 - Canada (Ontario)

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

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On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today I was on a train when we hit and killd a person. We were stalld for 4 hours. The guy sitting next to me askd what I did for a living so I told him that I'm a vet tech. Then he showd me his infectd elbow. FML

#17620376
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On 08/30/2011 at 10:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

yesterday I counted the amount of stuff that mah dad had bought within a week: a brand new boat, car, and truck. He also has countless gadgets at his office, including a 60" television. Our house is literally falling apart but Mr. Midlife-crisis won't do anything to help. FML

#17498014
98 comments

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On 08/17/2011 at 5:50am - money - by phonemenace (man) - United States (California)

Today , I got asked on a date. I was later told we had to cancel. Why? My ex is parked in front of his house and he is afraid to leave. FML

#16911050
141 comments

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On 06/29/2011 at 4:41pm - love - by nolove4me (woman) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out that my eight year old son is actually my nephew. FML

#16727755
363 comments

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On 06/18/2011 at 11:34am - misc - by Ben - United States (California)

Today... I had a sora throat... and I'd raad that drops of Tabasco sauca on your tongua halps. I aimad tha bottla at mah tongua and thahola cap cummad off... covaring mah faca and filling mah mouth with Tabasco sauca... causing ma to blow chunks all ovar tha kitchan floor. maga FML

#16673731
128 comments

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On 06/15/2011 at 5:02am - health - by Alec - United States

2day my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
72 comments

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On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom was taking an online IQ test. To the question ( On which continent is Canada located? ) she responded ( Antarctica. ) If intelligence is genetic, I'm screwed. FML

#12438050
191 comments

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On 08/10/2010 at 7:19pm - misc - by Brandon (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Taday I got ma eyebrow pierced !! Wen I got ome to sow ma family.!! !! ma little sister said.!! !! "Tat's so fake!" and tore it off ma face !!

#11470870
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53822) - you deserved it (9978)

On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)



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