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by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 12:01am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, my husband staggered home after a night of drinking. He was too intoxicated to find the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box. Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him. His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world. FML
by ohbiebjetaime / 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm / France / Love
Today, after watching Hulk with my friends, we spent a good half hour discussing exactly how enlarged Bruce Banner's package would be in his Hulk state. I couldn't hide my excitement, and now my friends won't stop teasing me. FML
by rs / 06/30/2012 at 2:36pm / Egypt / Miscellaneous
by audreyav / 06/30/2012 at 4:10am / United States (Oregon) / Animals
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
by anonymous / 06/30/2012 at 2:26am / United States (Colorado) / Love
by mpsteve137 / 06/30/2012 at 2:21am / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was trying to put some new curtains up. I couldn't make sense of the instructions, so I decided to wing it. I spent a frustrating half hour fighting with it, and just seconds after I succeeded, the curtain rod gave way and slammed straight onto my head. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2012 at 6:46pm / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Miscellaneous
Today, I let my daughter bake a cake for her brother's fifth birthday party. She showed up later with a cake in the shape of a cock and balls. Apparently it's okay, though, because "I frosted it to look like a rocket, hehehe!" I can't believe my balls spawned this moron. FML
by Nick / 06/29/2012 at 5:39pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, I was babysitting a little girl, and we were playing with dolls. After we fed her babies, we put them down for a nap. After a few minutes, I asked if they'd had enough sleep. She looked at me like I was a freak and said, "Uh, they're not real babies, you know..." FML
by friend / 06/29/2012 at 4:48pm / Israel (HaMerkaz) / Kids
by JJBones / 06/29/2012 at 6:03am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by zombieguyswife / 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Bernadette / 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was fired from my job because I, in my bosses words, "Abided by company policy to such an…
- Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish… Today, my mom had to go to one of her relatives’ funeral. She came to borrow a black scarf from me,…