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Albarufus
  • Town/Country : Stockholm, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 442
  • Number of comments : 220
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About Albarufus : Just a Swedish guy with a wicked sense of humour.

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Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up for me. It was going pretty good, then he said he was going to go out to smoke. 10 minutes went by and he still hadn't come back. I called my friend and she said he doesn't smoke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35619) - you deserved it (3521)

On 03/30/2013 at 11:29am - misc - by My Life Is Just PERFECT - United States

Today, my boyfriend of nearly two years broke up with me because he's sick of me being annoyed at him. Why am I annoyed at him? Because he wants to go and spend a week with his ex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34193) - you deserved it (4648)

On 04/29/2011 at 8:53am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Gisborne)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34810) - you deserved it (30430)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)



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