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by Anonymous / 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML
by cuntocracy / 01/21/2014 at 5:27pm / Australia (Queensland) / Health
Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML
by ===== / 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm / Pakistan (Sindh) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML
by bleach bleach bleach / 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Intimacy
Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML
by Anonymous / 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Rob / 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML
by gymgirl / 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by dazed and confused / 12/16/2013 at 8:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML
by thank u usa / 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm / Germany / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/30/2013 at 11:09am / United States (Texas) / Health
by MissDQ / 11/30/2013 at 4:07am / Australia (Western Australia) / Miscellaneous
by NotTellingYouMyName / 11/28/2013 at 1:26am / United States (New York) / Animals
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