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  • Town/Country : North Pole, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2115
  • Number of comments : 137
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About AlaskanG : Air Force
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Yes, I do live in Alaska. I'm usually on the app so message me if you want.

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Today, after I took my first set of exams, my professor posted on Twitter, scoffing at how stupid one student's answer was. The answer he quoted was one that I wrote. FML


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On 01/22/2014 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my brother asked me if I wanted to see a magic trick. I stupidly said yes and now have a black eye from where he punched me. My dad thinks it's hilarious and my mum says he didn't know any better. He's 13. FML


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On 01/21/2014 at 5:27pm - health - by cuntocracy (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the sewage pipe busted on the side of our house, spew fecal matter and the condoms I recently flushed. My parents now refuse to talk to me, and won't let my girlfriend anywhere near the house. FML


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On 01/14/2014 at 12:59pm - misc - by ===== (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, it's been a little over a month since my dad started taking yoga lessons. We always joked around behind his back that he was just doing it so he could get flexible enough to suck himself off. Well, that joke was confirmed as reality when I walked in on him trying just that. FML


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On 12/22/2013 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by bleach bleach bleach (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my mother decided to inform me that she doesn't believe canned food can have an expiry date and that the food is still okay to eat years after the 'supposed' expiry date. She's probably been cooking my dinner with expired food for over 17 years. FML


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On 12/19/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML


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On 12/18/2013 at 12:47pm - intimacy - by Rob (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while at the gym, I noticed a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment, I noticed that he sniffed the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time, I asked him to stop. He bent down and sniffed it without breaking eye contact. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49063) - you deserved it (3639)

On 12/17/2013 at 6:48pm - misc - by gymgirl - United States (Texas)

Today, I got kicked out of my band by the guy who quit two weeks ago. The bad part? Everyone else agreed with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36787) - you deserved it (4136)

On 12/16/2013 at 8:50pm - misc - by dazed and confused - United States (Florida)

Today, I came across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him. I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out. He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" and informed me that my country is a shithole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42884) - you deserved it (3401)

On 12/13/2013 at 5:20pm - misc - by thank u usa (man) - Germany

Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML


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On 11/30/2013 at 11:09am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I got accused of trying to steal clothes because I was taking so long in the fitting rooms with only a couple of items. I got stuck in one of the shirts I was trying on. FML

Today, with my name sounding vaguely like 'Turkey' and being in the phonebook for business purposes, people keep calling, offering to stuff me for Thanksgiving. FML


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On 11/28/2013 at 1:26am - animals - by NotTellingYouMyName (woman) - United States (New York)

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