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Yes, I do live in Alaska. I'm usually on the app so message me if you want.
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by HeyTherexxx / 04/20/2014 at 9:02pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, one of my most problematic students remained after class, whence he strongly insinuated his interest in receiving oral sex; I tried to convey just how inappropriate that was, when he interrupted, "Look, will you at least touch it?" FML
by MILF / 04/16/2014 at 6:03pm / United States (Missouri) / Intimacy
Today, my nephews discovered how to trick my washing machine into starting up while the door is still open. My laundry room is now flooded, and their mom refuses to accept any responsibility for it. FML
by MisterGasMoney / 04/13/2014 at 1:08pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by brodinn / 04/11/2014 at 9:48am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, while already late for work, a cop pulled me over. When he got to my window, he said, "Oh sorry, I thought I knew you," and sent me on my way. I was relieved, but still got written up for being late to work. My boss didn't believe the story. FML
by mcmacmick97 / 04/10/2014 at 8:08pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML
by Anonymous / 04/06/2014 at 8:20pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Work
Today, I was working at a coffee shop. I was serving a customer when a cockroach appeared out of nowhere, and I screamed. Customers aren't supposed to know about the bugs so I had to lie and say I spilled coffee on myself, and served the customer while I felt the bug climbing up my leg. FML
by bubblooz / 04/02/2014 at 10:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by holyshitsnacks / 03/18/2014 at 6:53pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2014 at 12:06am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, we finally moved into our new home, which my husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the neighbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML
by cassie611 / 03/13/2014 at 2:26pm / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/04/2014 at 4:06pm / Norway (Akershus) / Love
by weak / 02/23/2014 at 9:36am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML
by airhead2015 / 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Nikia818 / 02/06/2014 at 1:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by MarBlu / 01/23/2014 at 7:53am / United States / Miscellaneous