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AlaskanG

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AlaskanG

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1497
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AlaskanG : Air Force
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Yes, I do live in Alaska. I'm usually on the app so message me if you want.

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AlaskanG's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé pawnd off my looool engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. mega FML

#21320958
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35716) - you deserved it (4454)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriand and I had sax fir tha frst tima. Ha's Latino, so I thought ha'd lyk it if I mada a bit of noisa and callad him "papi" whila wa did it. It fraakad him out anough to kill his bonar, and now ha thinks I hava soma kind of incast fatish. maga FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18983) - you deserved it (38528)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I Found Out Te One Good Ting About Aving Fat Rolls: Wen Someone Walks In On You Sitting On Te Toilet, Tey Ide Your Private Parts. FML

#21298459
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28014) - you deserved it (5808)

On 11/13/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by HoobidibooFox (woman) - United Kingdom (Dudley)

TADAY I REALIZED WHY I NEVER HEAR VOICE ECHOING WHEN I SING TO BOYFRIEND ON SKYPE; HE JUST MUTES ME. FML

#21296304
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34481) - you deserved it (10821)

On 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Wic would be great if ma girlfriend wasn't allergic to birt control. FML

#21270163
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44699) - you deserved it (4169)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister ad er second son. Se is 31 and se named er sons after er favorite television caracters, Sam and Dean Wincester. Se as made it er life goal to make sure er usband never finds out. FML

#21269654
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30237) - you deserved it (3836)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, WILE ON TE BUS, A FRIENDLY-LOOKING GUY SMILED AT ME, SO I SMILED BACK. HE TEN POINTED AT MA TEET AND SAID, "YOU GONNA GET TOSE FIXED, OR JUST KEEP TEM AS A CONVERSATION STARTER?" REAL FML

TODAY, I GOT SENT TO THE HEAD TEACHER'S OFFICE FOR DOING "STUPID HAND GESTURES AND DISRUPTING THE CLASS". YESTERDAY MY TEACHER TOLD THE CLASS TO DO THE SAME HAND GESTURE TO ASK FOR PERMISSION TO GO TO THE TOILET SO IT WOULDN'T INTERRUPT HER TALKING .

#21226435
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39736) - you deserved it (2958)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I found mah 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving ( the carpet a haircut. ) big fat FML

#21221737
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35251) - you deserved it (4593)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried fixing mah dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out 4 trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking an acting pissy ever since . FML

#21218479
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51991) - you deserved it (4350)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted mah mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that mah parent had just gotten divorced. FML

#21206148
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45473) - you deserved it (4155)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today..!! I found a wasp in mah kitchen..!! so I opend the back door and left the room 4 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away!! Upon returning..!! I found that there were now three wasps..!! a vicious cat and a very panickd pigeon crashing around the room!! FML

#21197738
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41691) - you deserved it (17467)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today , a fly landd on my face!! Before I could even react , my broter "elpfully" puncd it ard enoug to bot kill te fly an knock me out!!

#21182108
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43067) - you deserved it (4372)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm - health - by blackchin III (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today... I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a vrgin. FML

#21181955
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54864) - you deserved it (5369)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

2DAY I FEEL MASSIVELY DEPRESSD, BUT I CAN'T TALK TO ANYONE ABOUT IT AS I'M BRITIS . FML

#21177849
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35778) - you deserved it (10063)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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