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AlaskanG

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AlaskanG

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  • Town/Country : North Pole, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1916
  • Number of comments : 137
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About AlaskanG : Air Force
Crew chief

Yes, I do live in Alaska. I'm usually on the app so message me if you want.

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AlaskanG's favorite FMLs

Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML

#21320958
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35872) - you deserved it (4471)

On 12/20/2014 at 3:00pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He's Latino, so I thought he'd like it if I made a bit of noise and called him "papi" while we did it. It freaked him out enough to kill his boner, and now he thinks I have some kind of incest fetish. FML

#21310722
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21861) - you deserved it (42621)

On 12/03/2014 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the one good thing about having fat rolls: when someone walks in on you sitting on the toilet, they hide your private parts. FML

#21298459
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29308) - you deserved it (6060)

On 11/13/2014 at 5:26pm - misc - by HoobidibooFox (woman) - United Kingdom (Dudley)

Today, I realized why I never hear my voice echoing when I sing to my boyfriend on Skype; he just mutes me. FML

#21296304
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35350) - you deserved it (11139)

On 11/10/2014 at 4:50pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out I'm allergic to condoms. Which would be great if my girlfriend wasn't allergic to birth control. FML

#21270163
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45638) - you deserved it (4267)

On 10/03/2014 at 3:04pm - health - by oncehipjr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

#21269654
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32821) - you deserved it (4546)

On 10/02/2014 at 4:29pm - kids - by mykodu - Canada (Ontario)

Today, while on the bus, a friendly-looking guy smiled at me, so I smiled back. He then pointed at my teeth and said, "You gonna get those fixed, or just keep them as a conversation starter?" FML

Today, I got sent to the head teacher's office for doing "stupid hand gestures and disrupting the class". Yesterday my teacher told the class to do the same hand gesture to ask for permission to go to the toilet so it wouldn't interrupt her talking. FML

#21226435
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41145) - you deserved it (3080)

On 08/01/2014 at 1:24am - misc - by Bad Teacher - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found my 6 year old daughter upstairs lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving "the carpet a haircut." FML

#21221737
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35368) - you deserved it (4604)

On 07/27/2014 at 1:51am - kids - by ... (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I tried fixing my dad's lawnmower after he said, "Girls can't change a lightbulb right, let alone fix a machine." An hour later, when I had the lawnmower running again, he bitched me out for trying to make him "look stupid." He's been sulking and acting pissy ever since. FML

#21218479
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54926) - you deserved it (4847)

On 07/23/2014 at 4:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my mom asking how she was doing. Apparently she's great, and on her honeymoon. I didn't know she was getting married, or that my parents had just gotten divorced. FML

#21206148
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48134) - you deserved it (4522)

On 07/11/2014 at 4:02pm - misc - by morgan_rumm (woman) -

Today, I found a wasp in my kitchen, so I opened the back door and left the room for 10 minutes in the hope that it would fly away. Upon returning, I found that there were now three wasps, a vicious cat and a very panicked pigeon crashing around the room. FML

#21197738
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43294) - you deserved it (18122)

On 07/03/2014 at 8:27pm - animals - by Snow-White (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, a fly landed on my face. Before I could even react, my brother "helpfully" punched it hard enough to both kill the fly and knock me out. FML

#21182108
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43174) - you deserved it (4377)

On 06/20/2014 at 5:00pm - health - by blackchin III (man) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

#21181955
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54995) - you deserved it (5376)

On 06/20/2014 at 2:20pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I feel massively depressed, but I can't talk to anyone about it as I'm British. FML

#21177849
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35872) - you deserved it (10084)

On 06/17/2014 at 8:26am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom



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