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by whathehell / 04/27/2013 at 4:28am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the…
- Today, I was in my room, in my briefs and texting my girlfriend. Suddenly, I got a massive erection… Today, I realized that the only thing I learned from my first serious relationship was how to fake… Today, I turned 18. My dad congratulated me and gifted me his collection of old porn magazines. Not…
- Today, I shaved down there and used new shaving cream. Apparently my cat likes the new scent and I… Today, my fridge broke. So I quickly put everything to another fridge. It started working again. I… Today, at work, because I have been having bowel problems I sat longer than normal on the toilet. I…