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Today, I was shopping at Walmart, when I saw a really good deal on some bacon. Before I could take any, a huge-ass woman stormed over, kicked my cart down the aisle, and snatched every single packet for herself. And I actually got upset over this. FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 1:57pm - misc - by wtf is wrong with my country (man) - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML


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On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML


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On 03/04/2012 at 12:51am - animals - by raven_teen_titan - United States (California)

Today, I found out exactly what Ducolax stool softener is all about. Holy colon cleanse Batman! FML


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