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Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

Today, I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts. You can. FML

#8581671
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4728) - you deserved it (58197)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML

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48 comments

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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

#8158295
142 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:51am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was at one of the urinals in a bathroom. A chubby kid goes to the urinal next to mine and starts peeing violently. Apparently, he was peeing so violently that it splashed onto my legs the whole time. I've picked the wrong day to wear shorts. FML

#8038027
124 comments

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On 02/09/2010 at 12:27am - misc - by wurtabang - United States (Virginia)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

#7967999
80 comments

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On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I was feeling hungry, so I went to the kitchen to get a bowl of cereal. I found hundreds of weevils festering in my Lucky Charms. FML

#7937291
126 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by annony-moose - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML

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212 comments

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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
215 comments

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On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, my boyfriend humped me to the tune of the Imperial March from Star Wars. FML

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159 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 1:13pm - intimacy - by ChubbyTubby (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He tried to put it in unerected. He was serious. FML

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157 comments

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On 01/02/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by xxxzzzooo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, it is New Year's Day. While all of my friends are out partying, I stayed home and mastered level 34 on FarmVille. FML

#7075240
108 comments

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On 01/01/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by thatsjustlovely (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he likes having sex during my period because it makes him feel like he stabbed a small animal to death. FML

#6968124
233 comments

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On 12/27/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by Michelle (woman) - United States



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