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Aiden89

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 190
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32678) - you deserved it (2694)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23962) - you deserved it (4664)

On 01/01/2015 at 1:16pm - love - by ButtWorthSingingBout (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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