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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 4 June 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my roommate let out a blood-curdling scream in the bathroom. I ran in to see what was going on, only to find her sitting on the toilet, topless. Turned out she'd tried to pierce her own tit using a clothespin and a needle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35099) - you deserved it (3108)

On 02/15/2015 at 12:57pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26082) - you deserved it (5244)

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