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Today, my mother, her fiancé, and I were having dinner together. My mother was joking that she wasn't sure she could hold him down, as he used to "get around." She turned to talk to the waiter and my future step-father looked me up and down and winked. FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2011 at 6:17am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Margo / 11/15/2011 at 10:16am / United States (Connecticut) / Kids
by Izamellayella / 11/14/2011 at 8:29pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML
by Deborah / 10/27/2011 at 2:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
by G / 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/08/2011 at 11:54am / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
by Leenotgay / 09/25/2011 at 12:23am / United States (South Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
by ugly? / 09/20/2011 at 4:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/18/2011 at 5:24pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 09/09/2011 at 9:36am / United States (New York) / Health
Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML
by Kathryn / 08/13/2011 at 6:31am / Belgium / Kids
by chinchilla4404 / 08/02/2011 at 10:17am / United States / Health
Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML
by ninja_blasphemer / 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm / Ireland (Wexford) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…