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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (19 years)
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Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

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208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11879) - you deserved it (55343)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my date threw a fit, burst into tears, and made a huge scene in the middle of a crowded restaurant, all because I offered to pay. FML

Today, I saw my upstairs neighbor outside getting the mail. She asked how my day was, and then apologized that the sound of her baby's crying through the walls kept me up last night. Apparently she heard me when I yelled at 2am for her fucking demon spawn to shut up. FML

#18086804
191 comments

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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

#17935197
226 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

#17934775
176 comments

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On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

#17826284
100 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the "I know I'm not your mother..." speech. FML

#17823429
259 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 7:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML

#17786304
64 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 4:08am - misc - by ugly? - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

#17773869
180 comments

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On 09/18/2011 at 5:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to get back into shape. I went for a jog around my neighborhood. The ice cream truck followed me for my whole jog, mocking me. FML

#17703209
140 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 9:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was driving my twin daughters to school, when I accidentally honked my horn. I told them it was an accident. One of my kids said she already knew, because I didn't yell "asshole" afterwards. FML

#17458191
71 comments

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On 08/13/2011 at 6:31am - kids - by Kathryn - Belgium

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

#17342308
276 comments

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On 08/02/2011 at 10:17am - health - by chinchilla4404 (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date with a seemingly nice guy I met online. He was drunk when I got there. Within the first 10 minutes, he had told me I was "like Hitler but with boobs", and I was "offensive to the ninja community." Then he said I just wasn't all he had hoped for and left. FML

#17255469
216 comments

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On 07/25/2011 at 3:24pm - misc - by ninja_blasphemer (woman) - Ireland (Wexford)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She was so happy that she began flapping her hands around and screaming. She was flapping her hands so hard she smacked herself in the face and started crying. FML

#17131113
250 comments

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On 07/16/2011 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML

#17126072
130 comments

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On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)



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