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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (20 years)
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Today , my boyfriend changd his relationship status on Facebook to ( Single ) an his status to ( I'm not kidding , leave yur key on the counter. ) FML

#18763355
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36826) - you deserved it (3511)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:52am - love - by Janie (woman) - United States

Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65523) - you deserved it (3151)

On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME ALL BECAUSE E'S SCARED OF MY MOTER. FML

#18715469
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28655) - you deserved it (5101)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

TODAY, MY PARENTS GOT A NEW DOG. IT ATTACKS ME EVERY TIME I LAUG. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27233) - you deserved it (3132)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I jokingly mocked ma dad about is age. He jokingly poured milk all over ma ead. FML

#18713079
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11577) - you deserved it (31486)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:58am - misc - by Kyle - United States

TODAY, MY BIOLOGY TEACHER ASSIGNED US PARTNERS 4 A PROJECT . I GOT PARED UP WITH ONE OF THE SMARTEST KIDS IN THE CLASS . WHEN HE FOUND OUT I WAS HIS PARTNER, HE CRIED . FML

#18710808
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28805) - you deserved it (7993)

On 01/04/2012 at 10:07pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Tadayhen I woke up I checked my phone for messages, only to hear a woman screaming that I have been sleeping with her husband and that she is sending her 'people' after me. I have never met said husband. I panicked for hours only to receive a call telling me she had dialed the wrong number. FML

#18705736
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26825) - you deserved it (2381)

On 01/04/2012 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went jogging with mah grlfriend. I'm pretty sure mah moobs bounced more than her breasts. mega FML

#18697207
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15212) - you deserved it (26430)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:36pm - misc - by max (man) - United States (California)

Today, ma grandmoter introducd me to er friends as er 16-year-old granddaugter "wo as never been kissd." FML

#18692493
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25255) - you deserved it (2754)

On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , mah daughter brought her new boyfriend over fir dinner. I realize now y she said we would get along great: we graduated high school together. FML

#18689614
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43878) - you deserved it (3181)

On 01/02/2012 at 8:10pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

#18678605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29569) - you deserved it (7725)

On 01/01/2012 at 8:22pm - health - by GingerJ (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to mah boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to mah teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28852) - you deserved it (14151)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46914) - you deserved it (3415)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today... the last few seconds of mah 2011 was spent staring at mah drunk... naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself an rubbing it in. FML

#18670300
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27707) - you deserved it (3061)

On 01/01/2012 at 1:18am - misc - by Scarred4Life - United States (Maryland)



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