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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 28 February 1995 (20 years)
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Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38263) - you deserved it (2705)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Yastarday I Had A Wondarful Draam Whara I Got Marrid To Tha Parfact Guy , Than Had Tha Bast Sax Of Mah Lifa On A Baautiful Honaymoon!! Tha Only Problam Is That Mah "husband" Was Tha Snowman From Frozan , And That I Got Sad Whan I Raalizd It Was Just A Draam!! FML

#21142020
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42651) - you deserved it (9101)

On 05/16/2014 at 5:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today I was woken up to the sound of my cat peieng on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face an off the bed. He was still peieng the entire time. FML

#20993307
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43642) - you deserved it (6341)

On 12/15/2013 at 11:58am - animals - by Cat Piss - United States (Texas)

Today , I was granted a donation to pay 4 a creative writing course !! When I told my mom she couldn't even muster a smile !! She found her excitement later , however,hen she posted how proud she was of me on Facebook !! I can only get praise through my mom attention-whoring on social media !! FML

#20980804
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36398) - you deserved it (2297)

On 12/04/2013 at 7:00pm - misc - by Briscuit (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY I HAD SEX WITH MAH BOYFRIEND FOR THE FIRST TIME. IT WAS ALSO THE FIRST TIME HE'D EVER HAD SEX. HOW COULD I TELL? HE CRIED ALL THE WAY THROUGH AN CALLED HIS PARENTS RIGHT AFTER. MEGA FML

#20974515
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58250) - you deserved it (6346)

On 11/29/2013 at 6:56am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I learnd that no matter how much of a nerd a girl claims to be, she is not ready for u to speak Klingon during sex . FML

#20963971
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25890) - you deserved it (63961)

On 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I discoverd that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

#20947273
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54648) - you deserved it (6920)

On 11/06/2013 at 12:06am - love - by maddie - United States (Texas)

Today , as my wife and I were getting intimate , I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whisperd in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. real FML

#20946325
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27638) - you deserved it (54588)

On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today , I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around , I said , "Hey sexy are u alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She respondd with , "Hey , yeah he is at work - did u get a new number?" FML

#20941049
175 comments

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On 11/01/2013 at 3:01am - intimacy - by PapaW - United States (Utah)

Today.. . my boyfriand an I watchad Star Trak Into Darknass togathar . Ha likad it so much that ha's now chosan to yall "KHAAANNNNN!" as ha cums . FML

#20933461
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42655) - you deserved it (6737)

On 10/25/2013 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by NOKHAN (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today... son came ome for te fift time saying e didn't get te job... wondering wat e did wrong. I lookd at is resumé; under special skills was... "Keeping it real." Apparently e saw it in a movie an tougt it would work. FML

#20928390
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41319) - you deserved it (5068)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:18am - kids - by Wheredigowrong - United States (Iowa)

Today, Otharwisa Lovaly Boyfriand Of A Month Showd His Trua Colors. Ha Fraakd Out Whan Ha Laarnd That I Usa Tampons Instaad Of Pads. Ha Yalld That Using Tham Is Lyk Chaating On Him, Bacausa His Panis Is Tha Only Thing That Should Avar Antar Ma. FML

#20925494
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55099) - you deserved it (5212)

On 10/18/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by O-|---<=~ (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I found out that phona fits parfactly through tha slot batwaan tha alavator and tha floor. FML

#20921212
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47440) - you deserved it (4408)

On 10/15/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Yesterday , I was anging out wit a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watc te sunset , and as te sun went down , I kissed im. He fell out of te tree. mega FML

#20920034
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49712) - you deserved it (5660)

On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah two parrots decided that mah head was the best place to have sex. FML

#20903328
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43256) - you deserved it (5481)

On 10/01/2013 at 1:32pm - animals - by NestHead (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)



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