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Today, yet again, I got to my desk at work at 8 AM to find my laptop turned on and porn sites opened. Weird porn sites. I have no idea who is doing this, or how they have access to my office, or how they got my login password. HR thinks I'm making this up. FML
by MymB612 / 09/24/2013 at 7:15am / Work
by cuntsmom / 09/24/2013 at 12:47am / United States / Kids
by latter / 09/23/2013 at 8:05pm / United States (Maryland) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when his condom came off inside of me. We couldn't get it out, so I had to tell my mom, who didn't know we were sexually active, and then go to the ER. After an unsuccessful visit, we came home only to find the condom in my sheets. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2013 at 9:18pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, my doctor asked me to undo my bra so he could check my breathing without the straps restricting my lungs, I got home and told my friends how awkward it was. Not one of them has had this happen to them before. We all go to the same doctor. FML
by chestycough / 09/16/2013 at 12:35am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/14/2013 at 1:23am / United States (Ohio) / Geek
by Amsterdamned13 / 09/13/2013 at 3:02pm / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Love
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
by ellen77 / 09/13/2013 at 1:55am / United States (California) / Work
by lyfisdyno / 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm / United Kingdom (Worcestershire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
Today, I explained to my roommate that if she kept using all of our kitchen utensils as sex toys and hoarding them because of the varying degrees of orgasms she could achieve, we wouldn't be able to cook or eat in our own house. FML
by Palindromesque / 09/04/2013 at 5:07am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by ven980 / 09/04/2013 at 3:00am / United States (Oklahoma) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/30/2013 at 5:05pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Kannachan13 / 08/28/2013 at 7:02pm / United States (New York) / Work
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