About Ahankey : I'm married to the greatest man in the world. I've been with my husband for a total of 7 years, though we've only been married for 9 months. I've supported him with every decision he's made in his life, including joining the USMC, as he's done for me.
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I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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