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  • Birth Date : Friday 30 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 389
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Ahankey : I'm married to the greatest man in the world. I've been with my husband for a total of 7 years, though we've only been married for 9 months. I've supported him with every decision he's made in his life, including joining the USMC, as he's done for me.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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