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Afroninja4566
  • Town/Country : 'Merica
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1999 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 689
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Afroninja4566 : Well, it's been a long time since I've downloaded this app so I thought its about time I make myself a profile and use it.

I was born in Long Island, New York and a few years ago I moved to Florida. I'm in High school too.

I've always been a hardcore gamer playing any new releases. My favorites are the Assassins Creed series, Bioshock series, Star Wars battlefront 2, and Portals 2.

I mostly listen to rock bands like The Dear Hunter(An amazing band that you should check out) and Linkin Park.

So this is my profile.....Ta-Da!!!

Also Nobs 4 lyf

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Today, my biology professor was giving a lecture to everyone and used me as an example. For what? Traits men are repulsed by in potential mates. FML

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111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30389) - you deserved it (2467)

On 04/22/2014 at 11:26am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and in the heat of the moment I cried out for him to go harder. He had an exasperated expression on his face, and in an adamantly offended tone he said, "Don't tell me what to do." Then he stopped and left the room. FML

#21115855
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42322) - you deserved it (5357)

On 04/17/2014 at 10:27pm - intimacy - by belljars (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my sister is working on her graduation speech. She gives her thanks to one friend for helping support her through school, like, "The sister I never had". FML

#21110843
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34620) - you deserved it (3622)

On 04/12/2014 at 2:22am - misc - by onlychild (woman) - United States

Today, my neighbor asked to come over and use my laptop. She showed up drunk, grabbed my boobs, and asked if I'd ever had a lesbian experience. We both have husbands and kids; the kids were in the room. FML

#21109873
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41435) - you deserved it (3572)

On 04/10/2014 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by freakedout (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. Not only was he boring, he twice excused himself to go to the bathroom and both times he came back smelling of weed. FML

#21101191
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36301) - you deserved it (5356)

On 03/31/2014 at 6:05pm - love - by Jaime - United States (New York)

Today, my Game of Thrones addicted girlfriend decided to name my penis Tyrion Lannister. FML

#21101155
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35362) - you deserved it (5333)

On 03/31/2014 at 5:03pm - intimacy - by off to the whorehouse, then (man) - United Kingdom (Brighton and Hove)

Today, an American lady here in Ireland asked me if I was a Leprechaun. Thinking she was joking, and me being quite "vertically challenged," I decided to just say yes. She then grabbed me and made me endure photographs, cuddles and pats on the head from all her fellow tourists. FML

#21082683
187 comments

Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

#21082619
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37436) - you deserved it (4088)

On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to an auction for the first time. When the run-down house I wanted to bid for came up, I opened bidding at £12,000 and surprisingly won. Feeling pleased, I turned to the person next to me and said, "Lucky me!" She replied, "Yes, lucky you!" and then under her breath said, "Cockhead". FML

#21080041
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34040) - you deserved it (7887)

On 03/06/2014 at 9:52pm - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, in public, one of my mom's friends asked me how on earth did I get so tall, my mom happily scampered to my side and shrieked: 'TWO YEARS OF BREAST MILK'. FML

#21073837
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37687) - you deserved it (3338)

On 02/28/2014 at 4:06am - kids - by Ohgodmother (man) - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I aced my solo during my band concert. My parents were asleep the whole time. FML

Today, my mom announced to everyone that she wants at least ten grandchildren. I'm an only child. FML

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML

#21043704
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40442) - you deserved it (10149)

On 01/29/2014 at 12:13am - love - by freed - United States (Ohio)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39778) - you deserved it (11623)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39778) - you deserved it (11623)

On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)



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