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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 6851
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Afroninja4566 : Well, it's been a long time since I've downloaded this app so I thought its about time I make myself a profile and use it.

I was born in Long Island, New York and a few years ago I moved to Florida. I'm in High school too.

I've always been a hardcore gamer playing any new releases. My favorites are the Assassins Creed series, Bioshock series, Star Wars battlefront 2, and Portals 2.

I mostly listen to rock bands like The Dear Hunter(An amazing band that you should check out), Linkin Park and Of Mice & Men

So this is my profile.....Ta-Da!!!

Also Nobs 4 lyf

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Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29851) - you deserved it (2281)

On 03/26/2015 at 6:16am - misc - by Anonymous -

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31727) - you deserved it (6467)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, a girl was making fun of me for being a virgin and, "never seeing a nipple". I have three. FML

#21379555
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25283) - you deserved it (2499)

On 03/22/2015 at 3:51pm - health - by uhoh.. - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

#21374998
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37420) - you deserved it (1809)

On 03/15/2015 at 12:11pm - kids - by pledonasm (man) - India (Maharashtra)

Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML

#21370942
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28541) - you deserved it (6944)

On 03/09/2015 at 2:01am - misc - by why they bomb - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my brother was doing an extremely annoying Shrek impression, so I turned the TV on in a desperate attempt to drown him out. You'll never guess what movie was on. FML

#21369958
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7) - you deserved it (2)

On 03/07/2015 at 2:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML

#21369938
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32526) - you deserved it (3028)

On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother walked in on me watching porn. As punishment, she sat down and made me watch the rest of it with her as she gave play-by-play commentary. FML

#21368964
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42996) - you deserved it (19421)

On 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I looked my boyfriend in the eyes and said "I love y-" He cut me off with, "Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words" and held eye contact until I awkwardly excused myself. FML

#21361029
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33273) - you deserved it (3833)

On 02/22/2015 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by bugger -

Today, I had a dream where I whacked my head against my shelf. I woke up immediately after, freaked out and whacked my head against my shelf. FML

#21360941
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29837) - you deserved it (4103)

On 02/22/2015 at 8:54am - health - by IngenuityAbsent - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I witnessed the beautiful sight of a tiny baby bird struggling to take flight from its nest. "You can do it," I muttered, which I guess my asswipe of a cat heard as "Quick, go kill that bird and scar me for life, please." FML

#21360123
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28390) - you deserved it (3754)

On 02/20/2015 at 11:25pm - animals - by tulisa (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was at a family gathering with my boyfriend. Jokingly, my grandmother swatted my butt to get me to move. Out of habit, I moaned quite loudly. FML

#21358985
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6) - you deserved it (30743)

On 02/19/2015 at 12:45am - intimacy - by heymacie (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I pulled a muscle in my right shoulder and can barely move my arm. My friends keep asking if I'm sure it wasn't from jerking off too much. Truth is, I pulled it by playing on my computer too much. FML

Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML

#21358057
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38905) - you deserved it (3085)

On 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I had to fall asleep to my next-door neighbors having sex because our walls are paper thin. What bothered me the most wasn't listening to them doing it, but knowing that she was faking it. FML

#21354562
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32322) - you deserved it (3017)

On 02/12/2015 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Mkimmi (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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