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by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by baconlady / 08/31/2012 at 3:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Sarah / 08/30/2012 at 8:58am / United States (New York) / Health
by AMP4U / 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm / United States (California) / Love
by Mom / 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML
by notaprossie / 02/03/2010 at 3:42am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Miscellaneous
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML
by mylifesucks / 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…