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AfroCircusMan

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AfroCircusMan

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 31 March 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1663
  • Number of comments : 131
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About AfroCircusMan : Just an ordinary guy from Brazil...

AfroCircusMan's page activity

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AfroCircusMan's favorite FMLs

Today, I bought some perfume that I thought smelled absolutely amazing. Later, my boyfriend walked in, sniffed, and said, "What smells like bacon?" The bottle cost $83. They won't take a refund. FML

#20050522
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15825) - you deserved it (8110)

On 08/31/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by baconlady (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

#20049241
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32968) - you deserved it (1696)

On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)

Today, my fiancé changed his text message tone to a fart noise. He thinks it's hilarious and laughs every time he gets a text. He's 35 years old. FML

#17624611
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24940) - you deserved it (6995)

On 08/30/2011 at 9:28pm - love - by AMP4U - United States (California)

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

#16611980
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40967) - you deserved it (5135)

On 06/11/2011 at 1:25pm - intimacy - by Mom (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I went to a dress up party. The theme was pirates and prostitutes. At the door I was handed a voucher that said: 'Thank you for dressing up. Collect your free drink at the bar.' I didn't dress up. FML

#7839912
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7586) - you deserved it (34518)

On 02/03/2010 at 3:42am - misc - by notaprossie (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me so she could "let her life flow in the direction she wants." Apparently that includes smoking, stealing and making out with other girls at parties. The best part? She wants to get back together "after she matures and gets it out of her system." FML

#6377568
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27876) - you deserved it (2775)

On 11/20/2009 at 4:30am - love - by ApparentlyIFail (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56698) - you deserved it (8430)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)



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