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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 12 March 1987 (28 years)
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About Aetius : A fucked life is a charmed life.

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Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20005) - you deserved it (92718)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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