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Aethereality
  • Town/Country : Sydney, Australia
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 November 1988 (25 years)
  • Number of visits : 328
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Aethereality : Now that would be too easy. You'll just have to find out the old fashioned way. I will respond to telegrams, carrier pigeons, smoke signals, or the ancient art of using two tin cans and a long piece of string.

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Today, I went home after work with my best friend who I am also secretly in love with. We had a few drinks, were getting touchy, and one thing led to another. Before leaving, I got the courage to ask her out on a real date. Her only reply was, "I don't want to lose such a good friend." FML

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46504) - you deserved it (6670)

On 06/28/2013 at 3:41pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of three years told me he was thinking about us taking a break. After an hour of crying and him saying it would be okay, I accepted it. When I asked when the break would start, he replied, "What are you talking about? I only said I'd thought about it" and then laughed. FML

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101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32486) - you deserved it (6160)

On 02/25/2013 at 1:10am - love - by Gullible (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He sat in a corner and waited for two hours for them to arrive. Obviously, they didn't turn up. So he yelled at me and left. FML

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96 comments

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On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - work - by Alice - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was mugged. The guy mugging me was eating a banana. FML

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224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30932) - you deserved it (6608)

On 04/25/2011 at 8:11am - misc - by wtfisthisworldcomingto -

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML

#14608701
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29430) - you deserved it (5342) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I fell down a flight of stairs. The guy behind me was kind enough to ask if I was okay. He then called his friends over so they could laugh at me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18177) - you deserved it (2225)

On 01/14/2011 at 9:18am - misc - by ValeyFallsAlot -



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