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Aeroxx1337

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Aeroxx1337

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 June 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 24320
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Aeroxx1337 : I am a human being.

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Aeroxx1337's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to bail on yet another date with an awesome guy. Every time I make a date, my hateful mother slips laxatives into my food so I'm glued to the shitter until 2am. This is the fourth time. FML

#20031010
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34601) - you deserved it (3818)

On 08/19/2012 at 11:53pm - love - by Lauren - United States (Iowa)

Today, my fiancée showed me her wedding plans. It will be themed on one of her video games, the best man will be dressed as an alien warlord, and the vows talk about how we'll beat the odds and be blessed by the "Goddess Kalahira". Apparently, I have no say in this. FML

#20021119
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21822) - you deserved it (5467)

On 08/14/2012 at 6:50pm - love - by cestquoicebordel?? (man) - France

Today, my insane boss decided I poop too much. Now, every time I go to the bathroom, he follows me in and tries to get me to hurry up by reading passages from 50 Shades of Grey. FML

#20009332
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31702) - you deserved it (3391)

On 08/08/2012 at 9:53am - work - by blakeintheoffice - United States

Today, a guy said to me, "I'd really love to see that smile back at my place." Trying to be cute, I asked him if he was single. He replied with, "No, but I am a dentist. I could definitely fix that crossbite." FML

#20003299
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24909) - you deserved it (3227)

On 08/05/2012 at 1:23am - health - by wut (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet. She said, "If you're so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father because I've already banged four guys." FML

#19995628
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60684) - you deserved it (11318)

On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I came out to my mom as a lesbian. She told me that it was impossible, because since she isn't one, she therefore couldn't have given birth to one. She still won't believe me. FML

#19984576
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28753) - you deserved it (3778)

On 07/26/2012 at 1:04am - misc - by Just Me (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally realized how depressed I am when I found bubble wrap and didn't feel like popping it. FML

#19957944
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34277) - you deserved it (2787)

On 07/19/2012 at 5:01am - health - by Epiphany (man) - United States

Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML

#19942597
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43066) - you deserved it (2053)

On 07/15/2012 at 8:12pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got into a debate with my boyfriend over whether or not oral sex was considered sex. I stood firm that it was not. Apparently, he took this as permission, as later that night I walked in on him not having sex with my sister. FML

#19939596
357 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36524) - you deserved it (41870)

On 07/15/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML

#19937636
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6367) - you deserved it (51106)

On 07/14/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Nigeria (Lagos)

Today, I sold yet another £100 bottle of lotion to a stuck-up teenage fashionista with less brain-power than the yapping bastard of a dog she carried in her arms. She did nothing but brag the whole time about her jewelry, and openly mocked me for only making minimum wage. FML

#19933084
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28893) - you deserved it (2643)

On 07/13/2012 at 3:08pm - work - by fucking pissants (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML

#19908748
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30588) - you deserved it (3274)

On 07/08/2012 at 7:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML

#19903364
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32172) - you deserved it (3821)

On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
309 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66986) - you deserved it (5514)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

#19893089
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21501) - you deserved it (2229)

On 07/05/2012 at 12:01am - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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