About AdamwithanA : Hi, I'm Adam and I don't do much, but when I do things people find it hilarious the way I do things, describe things and go about my business. When this happens, I suspect people of laughing at me.
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Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML
by justlittleoldme / 07/25/2012 at 5:05pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
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