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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1999 (17 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1234
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Adam5858's favorite FMLs

Today, I couldn't find my vibrator. After searching for an hour I decided to ask my husband. He quickly shook his head no. We've been married for ten years. I know when he's lying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49020) - you deserved it (10325)

On 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (59765) - you deserved it (4691)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (46619) - you deserved it (4426)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I got yelled at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologized for a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologized for apologizing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37358) - you deserved it (4794)

On 06/09/2014 at 10:27am - work - by apologetic (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, some pig slapped my ass as he passed me in the street, then looked back at me with a dirty grin. His grin turned to horror when he realized that I'm actually a guy, then to anger as he bitched me out for "tricking" him by "looking like a chick". FML


I agree, your life sucks (60352) - you deserved it (7178)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

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