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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 February 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 945
  • Number of comments : 317
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Taday I Couldn't Find Mah Vibrator. After Searching For An Hour I Decided To Ask Mah Husband. He Quickly Shook His Head No. We've Been Married For Ten Years. I Knowhen He's Lying. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46123) - you deserved it (9774)

On 06/27/2014 at 9:02pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

2day my boyfriend once again cancelled a date because he has too much homework. His professor is my dad, who's assigning astronomical amounts of homework to keep us from seeing each other. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57320) - you deserved it (4532)

On 06/19/2014 at 1:28am - love - by professorsdaughter - United States (Washington)

today mah coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met mah mom, because she died during mah childbirth. It's a very painful subject 4 me, but all the same, mah coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML


I agree, your life sucks (44712) - you deserved it (4246)

On 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm - misc - by the lannisters send their retards - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today , some alarm , somewere in ma ouse , is making a low battery noise. I've cecked every smoke detector multiple times , an I can't find it. It as been ours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if te sound as just invaded ma brain. fat FML

I got yelld looool at by a customer while working at a bank call center. He was furious I apologizd fir a mistake that someone else had made. I again apologizd fir apologizing. FML


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On 06/09/2014 at 10:27am - work - by apologetic (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today... some pig slappd my ass as e passd me in te street... ten lookd back at me wit a drty grin. His grin turnd to orroren e realizd tat I'm actually a guy... ten to anger as e bitcd me out 4 "tricking" im by "looking like a cick". fat FML


I agree, your life sucks (57645) - you deserved it (6939)

On 06/08/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by 404: sense not found (man) - United States (California)

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