About AculyAmber : Oh hey! My names Amber! My friends say I'm from the internet, because this is where I spend all my time. If you're being an asshole, I'll go out of my way to piss you off just sayin. So yeah.. I'm not sure what else to put! okay bye xxxoxoxooxoxo #swag #yolo #kony2013P.S. I'm a sarcastic lil shit k bye
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Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML
by Happyunlucky / 07/20/2013 at 2:31am / United States (Minnesota) / Kids
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML
by fuck family / 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm / Poland (Dolnoslaskie) / Love
Today, my husband and I came clean to his overbearing parents about our private wedding. It started with them accusing him of making rash decisions, and somehow descended into an argument amongst themselves that ended with his mom deciding to divorce his dad. FML
by .__. / 07/16/2013 at 4:00pm / United States (Minnesota) / Love
by mets300 / 04/13/2013 at 7:22am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/01/2012 at 10:29am / Austria (Wien) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML
by Anonymous / 01/01/2012 at 2:34am / United States (Kansas) / Miscellaneous
by wtfisthisworldcomingto / 04/25/2011 at 8:11am / Miscellaneous
Today, I thought it would be funny to sneak up behind my cat and scare it with a loud "boo!" The cat responded by jumping up, and running across my apartment, which would have been fine, except for the fact she left a trail of liquid shit everywhere she went. FML
by Anonymous / 05/14/2009 at 1:46pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
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