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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 January 1995 (21 years)
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About ActionFearo : Hi! I'm an EMT and I read FML whenever I'm bored! This site is hilarious and I really love it.

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Today, I told my mom that once I leave school, I want to join the clergy, and how much it meant to me. Her response: "Never knew you wanted to molest kids so much!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (32912) - you deserved it (7135)

On 10/03/2014 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, while eating cotton candy, a drunk person came up to me and said "HEY! COTTON CANDY!" And bit me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39270) - you deserved it (3131)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my coworkers continued their new favorite game: staring at me in total unnerving silence. I can't help but be reminded of serial killers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34500) - you deserved it (3240)

On 04/03/2014 at 4:53pm - work - by Welshite - United States

Today, my dad took me to a bar for my first legal drink. He quickly got "drunk" and started slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too poor to pay for an abortion. As I started crying, he burst out laughing and said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML


I agree, your life sucks (47964) - you deserved it (6220)

On 03/21/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, about 10 minutes into my first jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh my god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57821) - you deserved it (4916)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start to panic. My teacher suggests I say whatever pops into my head. I blurt out, "Heeey Macarena!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (42893) - you deserved it (8652) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, my fiancé and I told my future mother-in-law that we are expecting. Her response was, "Why are you doing this to me?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (41924) - you deserved it (4560)

On 03/05/2014 at 5:15am - misc - by dyingangel246 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, and for the past 38 weeks of my pregnancy, my husband decided to amuse himself by following me around, making whale noises. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52702) - you deserved it (5955)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36755) - you deserved it (12910)

On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Today, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably and wouldn't say what was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad and she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML


I agree, your life sucks (47624) - you deserved it (4473)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, at my therapy appointment, I was spilling my guts to my therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, "I'm not crazy, right?" His response was, "That's bit of a loaded question." FML


I agree, your life sucks (37569) - you deserved it (5694)

On 02/20/2014 at 9:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to the arcade with my dad, and we decided to try out the hurricane simulator, which blasts 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23806) - you deserved it (60684)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom for my parents to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, "THE FINAL TEST." FML


I agree, your life sucks (41818) - you deserved it (5478)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46758) - you deserved it (9685)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

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