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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 13 January 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3140
  • Number of comments : 129
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About ActionFearo : Hi! I read FML whenever I'm bored! This site is hilarious and I really love it.

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Today, I told mah mom that once I leave school, I want to join the clergy, and how much it meant to me. Her response: looool "Never knew u wantd to molest kids so much!" FML

#21270314
31 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30041) - you deserved it (6353)

On 10/03/2014 at 9:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today... wile eating cotton candy... a drunk person cummed up to me an said ( HEY! COTTON CANDY! ) And bit me. FML

#21249322
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36451) - you deserved it (2703)

On 08/31/2014 at 10:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, my coworkers continued tere new favorite game: staring at me in total unnerving silence!! I can't elp but be reminded of serial killers!! FML

#21103796
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32317) - you deserved it (3038)

On 04/03/2014 at 4:53pm - work - by Welshite - United States

Today, dad took me to a bar 4 first legal drink!! He quickly got "drunk" an startd slurring that I was an accident, saying the only reason I'm alive is because he'd been too looool poor to pay 4 an abortion!! As I startd crying, he burst out laughing an said soberly, "Just kidding, son." FML

#21092859
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45652) - you deserved it (5939)

On 03/21/2014 at 6:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

yesterday about 10 minutes into mah frst jog in months, someone in a car started following me, yelling stuff like "Oh mah god, it's Shamu!" and "Run faster, fatty!" I ended up breaking down in tears before he finally sped off, roaring with laughter. FML

#21090080
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54985) - you deserved it (4668)

On 03/18/2014 at 3:44pm - health - by see you next cunt (woman) - United States

Today, in the middle of a Spanish oral exam, I start looool to panic. My teacher suggests I sayhatever pops into mah head. I blurt out, ( Heeey Macarena! ) FML

#21086197
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41084) - you deserved it (8375) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 03/14/2014 at 12:33am - work - by LeChameauTrisomique - France (Centre)

Today, fiancé and I told futura mothar-in-law that wa ara axpacting . Har rasponsa was, "Why ara you doing this to ma?" FML

#21078559
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39799) - you deserved it (4337)

On 03/05/2014 at 5:15am - misc - by dyingangel246 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

yesterday an fir the past 38 weeks of mah pregnancy , mah husband decided to amuse himself by following me around , makinghale noises. FML

#21074731
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49179) - you deserved it (5618)

On 03/01/2014 at 5:42am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today , I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work , and I noticd my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I trid to make it something else by adding... oh good , now it's a penis and balls. FML

#21072961
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34019) - you deserved it (11855)

On 02/27/2014 at 6:59am - work - by doodler - United States (Texas)

Yesterday, my pregnant wife's parents called me at work, saying she'd been crying inconsolably an wouldn't say wat was wrong. After pleading with my boss, I rushed home. Turns out there was an "ugly" sofa in a TV ad an she felt it was "picking on ugly sofas". FML

#21070396
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45826) - you deserved it (4322)

On 02/24/2014 at 2:36pm - misc - by fuckmeitsgettingworse - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, at mah therapy appointment, I was spilling mah guts to mah therapist. When I'd finished, to get rid of the awkward silence, I asked, ( I'm not crazy, right? ) His response was, ( That's bit of a loaded question. ) FML

#21066990
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34547) - you deserved it (5288)

On 02/20/2014 at 9:46pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I went to the arcade with mah dad... an we decided to try out the hurricane simulator... which blast 60mph air around in an enclosed space. My dad farted halfway through. FML

#21066497
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43841) - you deserved it (4704)

On 02/20/2014 at 12:45pm - misc - by begging for air - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was throwing rocks into a pondhila our class was on a fiald trip. Tha taachar startd to pass around an old rara civil war bullat. As tha bullat got to ma, I thraw anothar rock in tha rivar, only to notica a rock in my hand and tha bullat gona. FML

#21062817
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22234) - you deserved it (56677)

On 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I ran out of toilet paper. I yelled from the bathroom 4 my parent to bring me some toilet paper. My dad slipped one tiny piece of toilet paper under the door and boomed, ( THE FINAL TEST. ) FML

#21058095
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39478) - you deserved it (5223)

On 02/12/2014 at 12:57pm - misc - by airhead2015 (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, I yelled at mah boyfriend's cat fir staring at me, then cried about it fir an hour!! Pregnancy life!! FML

#21056743
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44759) - you deserved it (9373)

On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)



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