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Acik91

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3979
  • Number of comments : 182
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Acik91 : A Pole in a foreign country, a girl in a manly environment.
Nerd with a nasty sense of humour.
Madly in love with a guy who's 2 thousands kilometers away. But a girl knows when a boy's worth it!
Bellydancer and electronic engineer in making.
And effing loves her life!

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Acik91's favorite FMLs

Today, while I was shopping, I saw my old friend from high school. After a bit of talking, I ended up giving her my phone number. I wrote it on an old receipt. Little did I remember, the receipt was from when I bought lube and condoms. FML

#18146927
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16958) - you deserved it (38126)

On 11/03/2011 at 12:13pm - intimacy - by snownerd - United States (Ohio)

Today, I surprised my boyfriend by buying him an expensive watch for his birthday. He responded with "Aww, you could've just given me head, babe." FML

#17786349
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35802) - you deserved it (8705)

On 09/20/2011 at 4:25am - intimacy - by Alexandra (woman) - Lebanon

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48292) - you deserved it (6390)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML

#14930837
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9679) - you deserved it (77759)

On 02/11/2011 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Zibby -

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75310) - you deserved it (7139)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
955 comments

I agree, your life sucks (384434) - you deserved it (44119)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
1024 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78764) - you deserved it (785203)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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