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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 April 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 326
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Ace2254 : Ugh...umm...well...err...hi? *goes back in shell*

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Today, I finally figured out why I've been getting diarrhea so often over the past six months. It only happens whenever I do something "sneaky". My body reacts strongly to how I stress over potentially getting caught. I'm a private investigator, and I apparently need a new career. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33976) - you deserved it (4038)

On 02/10/2013 at 5:41am - work - by screwed - United States

Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22779) - you deserved it (2916)

On 09/01/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by KidKillah - United States (California)

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