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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 805
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Acacia21 : I'm just a girl that's horrible at writing bios because I don't know what to tell others about myself.

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Acacia21's favorite FMLs

TODAY , I DISLOCATED MY TOE WHILE PUTTING ON MY SOCKS. FML

#21384619
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20579) - you deserved it (3393)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38233) - you deserved it (2703)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. big fat FML

Today, I found out that mah boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

#21358314
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6) - you deserved it (4858)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, calld my parents, and askd them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18761) - you deserved it (35615)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally met mah long-distance boyfriend of three years fir the first time in person. After an amazing dinner an movie date, we went back to his house, only fir him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't lyk me.

#21332217
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30933) - you deserved it (7410)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set mah dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26463) - you deserved it (4276)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today... I took out my old airdryer and turnd it on. I ten gave my roommate a sow as I ran out of te batroom... nakd and screaming... after a spider was blastd out of te airdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32080) - you deserved it (4046)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I sat down fir a poop . The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it . I lay on the bathroom floor fir several moment stunnd, still pooping . FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32893) - you deserved it (4237)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received ( foreskin ) as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

#21307273
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28381) - you deserved it (2774)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by mainlineloser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I went down on mah grlfriend for the frst time . The words ( Christ, Jeff . It's a vagina, not a burrito . CALM DOWN! ) were spoken . FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38541) - you deserved it (10850)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today I Smashed A Spider With My Pencil Eraser. Later , I Absentmindedly Chewed On It While Doing My Homework. FML

#21282480
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21820) - you deserved it (28022)

On 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by GetMeTheDamnBleach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I thought I would ba cuta 4 mah 1 yaar annivarsary with mah girlfriand so I cookad a thraa coursa maal 4 har with candlas an rosa patals on tha floor . Sha lovad tha dinnar, axcapt now sha's passad out in a food coma upstairs whila I'm laft with tha dishas . FML

#21270586
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36718) - you deserved it (6930)

On 10/04/2014 at 9:57am - love - by cuteloser (man) - Australia

Today, we had a meeting at mah job an we had to introduce new ideas to our boss. Earlier, I was talking to one of mah close friends who also attended the meeting about mah idea. As we start the meeting, she decides to steal mah idea an take complete credit 4 it. My boss loves "her" idea. FML

#21265023
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37353) - you deserved it (6212)

On 09/25/2014 at 8:18am - work - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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