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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 16 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1004
  • Number of comments : 34
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Acacia21 : Biographies aren't really my thing so here's some stuff I think most people share:
Purdue university 2015-2019 (BA MET)
I'm an introvert.
I like pink and light green.
Books, nature, and PC/Video games are my solace.
I'm terrible at responding to messages.

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Visits<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 5:18pm<b>huulia_</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 11:37pm<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 7:00pm<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:26pm<b>Iwtumn</b> - the 05/18/2015 at 10:32am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:23pm<b>quinzxl</b> - the 05/16/2015 at 3:34pm<b>hannah_cheers</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 10:34pm<b>klol101</b> - the 05/10/2015 at 11:13am<b>Larissa24</b> - the 05/08/2015 at 11:56pm<b>dakotadavisbruh</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 1:08am<b>alic1993</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 8:37pm<b>vonvaski</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 5:51pm<b>terryaly</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 11:56pm<b>RA91</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 10:09pm<b>lovebugs7204</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 9:46pm<b>Soninuva</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:15pm<b>A07</b> - the 05/04/2015 at 8:13pm

Fucked!<b>gavdarv</b> - the 05/19/2015 at 11:59am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 7:37am<b>XxDanno316xX</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 7:29pm<b>vonvaski</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 11:06pm<b>RA91</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 1:04am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/30/2015 at 12:56am<b>alic1993</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 1:09am<b>Geary519</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 2:29am<b>shitcreeksurvr</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 1:15am<b>buckdharma</b> - the 02/21/2015 at 2:56am<b>FreshToDeathEf</b> - the 02/04/2015 at 8:13pm<b>inowhtthefoxsays</b> - the 11/30/2014 at 4:40am

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Acacia21's favorite FMLs

Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML

#21399271
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25834) - you deserved it (22607)

On 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I found out that turkeys can fly. I also found out how much a new windshield costs. FML

#21392388
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29490) - you deserved it (2477)

On 04/12/2015 at 2:29pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

#21384619
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28783) - you deserved it (4716)

On 03/31/2015 at 6:54am - health - by billy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband was involved in a horrible series of accidents; he repeatedly slipped and fell into my best friend's vagina. FML

#21382840
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45459) - you deserved it (3339)

On 03/28/2015 at 5:20am - intimacy - by soontobewidow (woman) - Turkey (Istanbul)

Today, after many tests and doctor visits, I finally found out the reason for my flu-like symptoms isn't a vitamin deficient or anything. The damn tea I drink every morning makes me feel sick. FML

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wasn't really bedridden sick on Valentine's Day. A Super Smash Bros game date with his friends was just more important. FML

#21358314
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84) - you deserved it (4910)

On 02/17/2015 at 10:40pm - love - by superscript - United States (Washington)

Today, I got drunk at a party. I didn't want my parents to know, so I took out my phone, called my parents, and asked them not to tell them I'm drunk. FML

#21354315
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18788) - you deserved it (35654)

On 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm - misc - by SDCore (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally met my long-distance boyfriend of three years for the first time in person. After an amazing dinner and movie date, we went back to his house, only for him to dump me half an hour later. Not because I wouldn't have sex with him. No, his cat doesn't like me. FML

#21332217
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31004) - you deserved it (7413)

On 01/06/2015 at 7:32pm - animals - by dragonfyre73 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a candlelit dinner, I accidentally set my dad's leg on fire. FML

#21331973
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26505) - you deserved it (4282)

On 01/06/2015 at 11:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh)

Today, I took out my old hairdryer and turned it on. I then gave my roommate a show as I ran out of the bathroom, naked and screaming, after a spider was blasted out of the hairdryer and directly at my face. FML

#21316166
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32114) - you deserved it (4049)

On 12/12/2014 at 11:35am - misc - by lateralligator - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I sat down for a poop. The toilet seat slid off immediately, taking me with it. I lay on the bathroom floor for several moments stunned, still pooping. FML

#21308801
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32964) - you deserved it (4240)

On 11/30/2014 at 2:32pm - misc - by pooplife - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, after Thanksgiving dinner, we all played Cards Against Humanity. On one round, I was the dealer, and I received "foreskin" as a card. When I said this, my grandmother told me that apparently, after my ritual circumcision, my grandfather buried my foreskin under our rosebushes. FML

#21307273
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28418) - you deserved it (2775)

On 11/28/2014 at 12:25am - misc - by mainlineloser (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. The words "Christ, Jeff. It's a vagina, not a burrito. CALM DOWN!" were spoken. FML

#21290417
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41254) - you deserved it (12392)

On 11/02/2014 at 10:36am - intimacy - by jay-frey96 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I smashed a spider with my pencil eraser. Later, I absentmindedly chewed on it while doing my homework. FML

#21282480
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21838) - you deserved it (28055)

On 10/21/2014 at 3:46pm - misc - by GetMeTheDamnBleach (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I thought I would be cute for my 1 year anniversary with my girlfriend so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML

#21270586
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36766) - you deserved it (6936)

On 10/04/2014 at 9:57am - love - by cuteloser (man) - Australia



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