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by bleeeaaaaaacccccchhhhhhhh / 06/21/2013 at 5:00pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Intimacy
by hinting / 06/17/2013 at 12:43pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, at a family reunion, my visibly drunk grandparents heard about my new boyfriend, who is a cop. My gran asked if he ever made me feel like Rodney King in the bedroom. Then my grandpa, fresh off a DUI, asked if my boyfriend's dick is as bent as the police force. FML
by Anonymous / 06/15/2013 at 1:22pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by notyourmom / 06/11/2013 at 8:00am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm / United Kingdom (Bromley) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/08/2013 at 6:34am / United States (Alabama) / Intimacy
Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms. My card was declined, and I had to stand and watch in morbid fascination as the man behind me kindly paid for my purchase. His reason was "God forbid a maxed out Visa should get in the way of fucking." FML
by Samprib / 06/01/2013 at 1:09am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Derek Lee / 05/22/2011 at 9:53am / United States (California) / Money
by errrmkl46 / 12/02/2009 at 1:25am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was doing laundry at college. There was a pile of clothes sitting on top of a dryer, but the dryer was empty so I used it. I came back to a note saying, "Don't touch my laundry, asshole" and a dryer filled with urine soaked laundry. FML
by easrc / 09/08/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by riappp / 02/25/2009 at 10:31am / United States (New York) / Work
- Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex and he thrusted too fast. It caused him to come out of me… Today, after asking my manager how his day was going he explained that he stopped drinking and was… Today, after bothering my brother he felt a logical act of revenge was to set my phone on fire. My…