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A_Weasley_Child
  • Town/Country : Never Land, Narnia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 November 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 88
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About A_Weasley_Child : I'm Anna! I'm 19 Marilyn Monroe, Audrey Hepburn, cats and marvel. I love GTA. College Student. Bands my baby, Jezebel Kaitlain 10/13/11

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Today, I found the purse that some asshat stole from my 15-year-old sister a few days ago. I found it in my now ex-boyfriend's closet. When I confronted him, he broke up with me for "invading" his privacy and kicked me out, without the purse. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40911) - you deserved it (3267)

On 06/29/2013 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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On 06/29/2013 at 5:49pm - love - by cheerbabeXoXo (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I woke up with an engagement ring on my left hand. The same one I refused last month. My boyfriend apparently waited for me to be drunk to propose again last night, and has already posted the pics on Facebook. FML

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On 12/28/2012 at 10:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)



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