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Today, I got pulled over on the highway for going over the speed limit. The cop seemed nice, and I was sure he'd let me off with a warning, until my husband piped up with, "Didn't think you folks came out this far. What, the donut store got shut down or some shit?" I got the ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47823) - you deserved it (6765)

On 11/30/2013 at 2:21pm - money - by yulis (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my best friend was texting me about her sick dog. She wrote "Do you think she will get better?", so I wrote "I hope she does". It wasn't until later that I realized I accidentally wrote "I hope she dies" instead. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33007) - you deserved it (8750)

On 01/04/2010 at 10:32pm - animals - by poordog (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55840) - you deserved it (24601)

On 07/04/2009 at 5:07pm - love - by DutchOven (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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