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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 December 1984 (30 years)
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Today, my teacher plugged the speakers into the wrong input on his computer, and said, "Oops, wrong hole", to which one of the students who often makes the same mistake said, "Story of my life". I understood it differently and started laughing. It would have been fine if the teacher wasn't her father. FML

Today, while blissfully unaware that it was the anniversary of the 9/11 attacks, I was making paper airplanes during my free period in school. Next thing I know, I was reported for, "making jokes about the 9/11 attacks." FML


I agree, your life sucks (25067) - you deserved it (8200)

On 09/11/2015 at 6:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm on the last day of my honeymoon in Ireland. My wife and I have an amazing hotel room and a huge bed. She's passed out drunk and if I even touch her, she needs the bucket next to our bed. So much for finishing our week on a "fun" note. FML


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On 09/28/2014 at 6:55pm - love - by superman21 - Ireland

Today, in my second year at university, I took a pregnancy test. It is the only test I've passed all month. FML


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On 11/21/2013 at 7:18pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I went to the doctor's for an ultrasound, as I'm 7 months pregnant. Then he went home and took his wife out to dinner for her birthday. FML


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On 10/07/2013 at 2:54pm - love - by Cereal_mistress (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my insane war veteran great-uncle punched me in the throat for not laughing hard enough at his stupid joke. FML


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On 09/28/2013 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML


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On 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I met my birth mother. My dad won't talk to me, my mom won't stop crying and thinks I'm replacing her, and the rest of my family won't stop calling me a bitch. I'm 21, and I just wanted to meet the woman who pushed me head-first out of her vagina. FML

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML


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On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML


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On 08/27/2013 at 3:21am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, my elderly neighbour was having some kind of house party. It was incredibly loud, so I went and asked if he could tone it down a little. He responded by grabbing a deck chair, smacking me with it, then chasing me back to my house, all while his guests cheered him on. FML


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On 08/16/2013 at 4:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland

Today, my fiancée told me that she wants us to have an open marriage. She reasons that since she doesn't equate sex with love, there's no logical reason for me to be against her having sex with other people. FML

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML


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On 04/28/2013 at 6:30am - misc - by wtfisgoingon (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I smoked weed with friends. Stoned, I put on my sister's high heels instead of my Vans and I walked to 7-11. FML


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On 04/27/2013 at 2:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend from high school contacted me, telling me we should hang out some time; I casually agreed. Two hours later she's on my doorstep in tears, wanting me to take her back. She's married with kids. I live four states away and haven't a clue how she found out where I live. FML


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On 04/21/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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