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APPLEZACKS
  • Town/Country : NYC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 May 1980 (33 years)
  • Number of visits : 116
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About APPLEZACKS : Hi. Why you are here I have no idea. But have a nice day anyway. (Btw I wasn't actually born in 1980)

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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