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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 July 1982 (32 years)
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  • Number of visits : 13392
  • Number of comments : 51
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About AMelodyofJuly : Cynical law student. Loves twisted humor. Will laugh just as hard when the joke is on me.

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Today, my car was impounded because I never registered it in California after moving here. In order to get it back, I need to register it. In order to register it, I need to pass a CA smog check. In order to pass the smog check, I need my car. FML


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