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by notgay / 02/11/2013 at 9:30pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/21/2013 at 7:48am / United States (Maryland) / Work
Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML
by h4rdy / 03/09/2012 at 11:55am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML
by CatLady / 06/09/2011 at 3:20am / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
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