About AKGrace : My name is Sierra and I live in Wasilla, Alaska.
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Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML
by Dj sMoZ! / 02/15/2011 at 10:30am / Love
by Emily Salt / 02/15/2011 at 3:34am / Intimacy
Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML
by Mikabe / 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm / Sweden (Varmlands Lan) / Kids
by sexyredhead / 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm / United States / Love
Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML
by bride2be / 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Health
by Username / 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by floggingnasty / 02/13/2011 at 6:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Eva / 02/13/2011 at 4:32am / Intimacy
by RyanM / 02/13/2011 at 4:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by cs / 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML
by Hailey / 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by grrrr / 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 02/12/2011 at 11:52am / United States (California) / Love
by cllutz / 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
- Today, I had a mock-assessment for roller derby and I had to make a jump over the block. I would've… Today, I found out the man I've been dating, who told me he loved me, who talked about marriage and… Today, I was crossing a street with my dog, trying to both concentrate on a car comming towards us…