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AKGrace
  • Town/Country : Wasilla, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 June 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 1079
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About AKGrace : My name is Sierra and I live in Wasilla, Alaska.

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Today, my girlfriend found an enormous rose arrangement in the back seat of my car. The flowers were from my fire chief to his wife. I forgot to deliver them. I now have to replace them since my girlfriend thinks I got them for her. The arrangement cost $225. FML

#14989370
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9831) - you deserved it (29306)

On 02/15/2011 at 10:30am - love - by Dj sMoZ! -

Today, whilst nibbling on my husband's ear, I swallowed a lump of his earwax. FML

#14986533
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34902) - you deserved it (20112)

On 02/15/2011 at 3:34am - intimacy - by Emily Salt -

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28297) - you deserved it (10639)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

#14973711
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37809) - you deserved it (2400)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I received my first wedding present in the mail. I opened it immediately and called the sender to say thanks. She yelled at me for opening it and, because she shipped it to me by mistake, requested it back. FML

#14964211
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22807) - you deserved it (2659)

On 02/13/2011 at 9:22pm - misc - by bride2be (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, my roommate complained about his penis being smelly and itchy. It's been a week. Yesterday he woke me up in the middle of the night, asking if I had some kind of Vaseline or moisturizer he could use for the itching. He still refuses to go to the doctor. FML

#14962241
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26123) - you deserved it (2255)

On 02/13/2011 at 7:09pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I put up an ad on Craig's List to find a best friend. I don't know what's more pathetic: looking for a best friend online, or the ad being removed almost instantly. FML

#14960635
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10360) - you deserved it (25331)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:06pm - misc - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I got a new roommate in the dorms. When I got back to my room, I could smell her feet before I even opened my door. FML

#14955673
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29902) - you deserved it (2300)

On 02/13/2011 at 6:38am - health - by floggingnasty - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40932) - you deserved it (5628)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I realized how out of shape I am, when I couldn't finish masturbating because I ran out of breath. FML

#14954867
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13601) - you deserved it (54985)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:01am - intimacy - by RyanM - Canada (Alberta)

Today, the snowblower found my lost phone. FML

#14952947
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19807) - you deserved it (3923)

On 02/12/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by cs - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I took sexy pictures for my boyfriend. I am at my Aunt's house. I uploaded the pictures and after successfully posting them in a message I deleted them. I accidentally deleted the whole photo library. Now she is taking the computer to Apple tomorrow to recover the "lost" photos. FML

#14952772
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8791) - you deserved it (48866)

On 02/12/2011 at 8:36pm - misc - by Hailey - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML

#14950423
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7741) - you deserved it (32970)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by grrrr - United States

Today, I made the discovery that I'm in a true love triangle; both of my girlfriends are dating one another. FML

#14948891
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12834) - you deserved it (57344)

On 02/12/2011 at 11:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out my husband is sleeping with my best friend. The best part? We all just signed a 12 month essentially non-breakable lease on a house together. FML

#14874004
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33467) - you deserved it (4250)

On 02/06/2011 at 10:18pm - intimacy - by cllutz (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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