Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Offline (the 10/25/2014 at 7:37pm) | Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 14 May 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2238
  • Number of comments : 795
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About AKGirlinSD : I'm born and raised in Alaska and I'm grateful for that. San Diego is my home, however. I'm musically inclined; it is in my DNA. I'm incredibly ill; I have gastroparesis due to having my second stomach removed. Awesome diet plan, just kidding! I am a rare medical case, yet, I try to keep a smile on my face. I have to keep pressing on or my illness will expire me. Favorites: David (my son), Kinley (my dog), Joshua Tree, riding motorcycles, snow machining, working on classic muscle cars with my dad, Unwritten Law, sunsets, and cooking (even though I don't eat, I love cooking for my friends and family). David was born on 4/4, over 6 weeks early, because I started to have a stroke. Luckily, he got out of NICU after 12 days, not 2 1/2 months such as we were told. This little guy is amazing! On 6/12/13, I had a Subtotal Gastrectomy with a Roux-en-y Reconstruction and placement of a Jejunostomy Tube. It's too much to explain but my body isn't taking this new set up and we can't reverse this.

AKGirlinSD's page activity

Visits<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/17/2015 at 10:36pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 6:55am<b>_MintyFresh</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 5:29pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 4:27am<b>panromantic</b> - the 11/09/2015 at 5:41pm<b>joeyl2008</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 9:27pm<b>OwlsMakeBowels</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 4:31pm<b>wanted_2_want</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 8:18am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 4:18pm<b>THEDUDE1553566</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 8:42am<b>SweetSociopathy</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 2:49pm<b>_SpencerM_</b> - the 09/19/2015 at 2:31pm<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 09/12/2015 at 7:29am<b>owlishes</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 4:13am<b>pinkcupcake17</b> - the 08/31/2015 at 2:55pm<b>dubb420</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 5:26am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 5:55pm<b>Necropool</b> - the 08/17/2015 at 11:19pm

Fucked!<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/18/2015 at 4:38am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 10:28am<b>THEDUDE1553566</b> - the 09/26/2015 at 2:43pm<b>EvilLittleGirl</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 11:38pm<b>annoyedperson</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 4:55am<b>Sansa</b> - the 05/22/2015 at 12:02am<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 7:03pm<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/09/2015 at 3:56am<b>Kaylynn_Michele7</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 7:58pm

AKGirlinSD's FML badges


Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.


You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

See all of AKGirlinSD's badges

AKGirlinSD's favorite FMLs

Today, a classmate posted a recording of a recent lecture on my university's Facebook page, so we could listen again and take notes at home. A few minutes in, I heard myself asking a question. I then heard snorting and some girl muttering "dumb cunt" under her breath. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36760) - you deserved it (4213)

On 02/27/2013 at 3:52pm - misc - by DumbCuntApparently (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Mselle Risa's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • FML Pics : The top 4 pics
  • They say that a picture is worth a boring bunch of words thrown at you by a corporate robot. That's true. Corporate robots are the worst. Anyway, the FML Pics app is still being downloaded all over the…

Tuesday 24 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: