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AHzulu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3433
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About AHzulu : I should've made my username "AlphaHotelZulu"
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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AHzulu's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that the guy I've been crushing on for months is actually 15 years old. I'm 22. Not only is it gross, but it's also illegal. FML

#21524349
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19144) - you deserved it (3923)

On 02/09/2016 at 8:08am - love - by abnormallyadam - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other driver was going so fast that when we hit, our cars positioned themselves to make it look like it was all my fault. He keeps blaming me for everything and the position of the cars doesn't help. FML

#21524343
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19252) - you deserved it (1233)

On 02/09/2016 at 7:39am - misc - by Anon - United States (Ohio)

Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML

#21521010
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21694) - you deserved it (2207)

On 01/30/2016 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at work, a drunk demanded a salad dressing we don't have. He marched into my kitchen and demanded I make it for him. When I said we didn't have the ingredients, he pushed the microwave over and stormed out. My boss came in and wrote me up for being "pushy and rude to customers". FML

#21514245
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23247) - you deserved it (1337)

On 01/12/2016 at 8:24am - work - by Talis (man) - United States (California)

Today, let's just say it's not a good sign when your plumber yells "What the fuck?!" That is, unless you actually like your kitchen being swamped by sewage. FML

#21512099
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19584) - you deserved it (1237)

On 01/06/2016 at 10:58am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year-old informed me she likes her "other mummy" more and wants to live with her instead. I need to have a long conversation with my husband. FML

#21511215
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (1610)

On 01/04/2016 at 12:21am - kids - by Xandriajoy10 - Australia

Today, a customer gave me hell because a high-spec game he bought wouldn't run on his ancient Windows XP PC. I ended up having to profusely apologize and refund him. Whoever coined the phrase "the customer is always right" should probably be shot, run over by a bus, then shot a few more times. FML

#21510144
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (1774)

On 01/01/2016 at 9:28am - work - by fucking fuck off (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to several dead snails and worms all over my bed. I guess that's what my little sister meant yesterday when she said I'd be sorry for not letting her play on my phone. FML

#21509043
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20721) - you deserved it (2061)

On 12/29/2015 at 12:29pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, after dating this girl for 3 months, I finally introduced her to my friends. She looked panicked during the date, and after it she broke up with me. When I asked why, she told me she could try to deal with a black friend, but not with a gay one. I've been dating a moron all this time. FML

#21508983
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23924) - you deserved it (2419)

On 12/29/2015 at 6:07am - love - by Alien (man) - Switzerland

Today at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML

#21508922
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24052) - you deserved it (1178)

On 12/28/2015 at 11:59pm - work - by peachass - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

#21506054
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (1499)

On 12/20/2015 at 11:24pm - work - by forever damaged - United States (New York)

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

#21503817
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23329) - you deserved it (4688)

On 12/14/2015 at 10:30pm - misc - by sarahrachel - United States (New Mexico)

Today, the small plane I was on almost crashed, all because the pilot's girlfriend figured out mid-flight that he's been cheating on her, causing her to start screaming abuse and furiously beating him. FML

#21502798
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22645) - you deserved it (1268)

On 12/12/2015 at 12:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I got fired from my job because I closed the store 84 seconds early. They found out because the state manager was sitting across the street with binoculars watching me. FML

#21501348
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25688) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/08/2015 at 1:17am - work - by unemployed-dude - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my partner and I got called out to a domestic disturbance. Things turned ugly while we were en-route. Long story short, I now know how many grown men it takes to lift a nearly 400lb shit-covered woman onto a stretcher. I almost reconsidered my choice of career. FML

#21500205
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (1621)

On 12/04/2015 at 10:43pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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