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  • Number of visits : 45990
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 5:03pm<b>i_needa_username</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 12:14am<b>laurenaf</b> - the 03/29/2014 at 9:42am<b>Terzy</b> - the 01/21/2014 at 11:55pm<b>barak263</b> - the 07/17/2013 at 12:14pm<b>ana_has_me</b> - the 04/28/2013 at 1:23am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:25pm<b>Renrox42</b> - the 05/30/2011 at 12:03am<b>youreawhore</b> - the 02/08/2011 at 12:26pm<b></b> - the 01/11/2011 at 2:03am<b>iSLEEKZEBRA</b> - the 06/05/2010 at 8:55pm<b>DoveOrHawk</b> - the 06/04/2010 at 3:01am<b>QTp13</b> - the 05/20/2010 at 8:35am<b>Polionixon</b> - the 05/08/2010 at 1:45pm<b>snugsack</b> - the 05/06/2010 at 10:45pm<b>NIPPLELOVER</b> - the 04/16/2010 at 4:13am<b>CallMeHush</b> - the 03/20/2010 at 3:11am<b>kezzstar</b> - the 02/25/2010 at 6:26am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/03/2015 at 11:03pm

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AHX's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

by kitkat545 / 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy

Today, I finally got a chance to try out my vibrator. I've never orgasmed before with a guy, so I thought there was no hope until my friend gave me the vibrator for my birthday. It was going amazing, better than sex. I was literally 2 seconds away from climaxing when the battery suddenly died. FML

by Anonymous / 06/15/2009 at 7:23am / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I worked up the courage to comment on my crush's picture. I wrote "Cool picture" on his facebook profile picture. Pleased with myself, I later logged on to see if he had replied. He had. Well, at least he took the time to reply- "Who the fuck are you?". FML

by Invisible / 05/22/2009 at 3:27pm / Switzerland (Basel-Stadt) / Love

Today, I went for a jog in my neighborhood. While I was running I passed my girlfriend's parents who were out for a walk. Trying to make a good impression, I stopped to talk. When I got home I realized I was wearing a shirt that friends gave me as a joke. It said "Blow me, bitch. It's my b-day." FML

by Noname / 03/15/2009 at 3:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy