Search for a member

Offline (the 01/05/2015 at 9:28pm)



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4729
  • Number of comments : 204
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 17 posted

About AFaye3964 : Hello im Ashley. I'm 19yrs young.. I'm engaged 💎My goal is too get atleast one of my FML stories posted :D I also have a 2yr old step son, which i love very much! My daughters name Is Ava💚, I dont have a Kik or a Snapchat or a whatapp so dont ask.. i do have a fb tho, Wanna talk? Just message me.. Im pretty laid back, im also quit shy, Just so y'all know..

AFaye3964's page activity

Visits<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/14/2016 at 12:25am<b>CYOA4Life</b> - the 08/06/2016 at 6:18am<b>Rababco</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 10:26pm<b>slappygecko</b> - the 06/20/2016 at 3:38pm<b>luxlarius</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 4:50pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 4:46pm<b>born_hustla</b> - the 03/27/2016 at 8:22am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 02/12/2016 at 5:12am<b>MizCherryBlossom</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 3:27pm<b>WhiteCrimson</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 9:24am<b>AlexANDYMARTIN</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 6:09pm<b>karacakal2</b> - the 12/29/2015 at 12:59am<b>hullarms</b> - the 12/24/2015 at 4:00pm<b>earljonez</b> - the 12/08/2015 at 1:07pm<b>Emyame</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 11:17pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/22/2015 at 8:20pm<b>weezypanda420</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 12:55am<b>jclark88</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 8:43pm

Fucked!<b>thundercrow1999</b> - the 10/10/2016 at 8:40pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/23/2015 at 2:20am<b>sh4rpestl1ves</b> - the 04/26/2015 at 5:28pm<b>trey600rr</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 3:06am<b>Jake42100</b> - the 03/13/2015 at 4:13am<b>martini47</b> - the 02/02/2015 at 4:17pm<b>cjschwartz</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 10:47pm<b>bdobbs1</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 7:06pm<b>nathansmith1211</b> - the 11/05/2014 at 1:00am<b>rekkas</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 5:51am<b>devinsanders1925</b> - the 11/01/2014 at 7:11pm<b>rogwest</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 4:02pm<b>narutoreference</b> - the 10/20/2014 at 3:30am<b>turtlescape</b> - the 10/18/2014 at 4:55pm<b>kunal222</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 11:38pm<b>wilson2323</b> - the 10/16/2014 at 4:19am<b>ceelos97</b> - the 10/15/2014 at 11:49am<b>c_wyld</b> - the 10/14/2014 at 8:17pm

AFaye3964's FML badges

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

See all of AFaye3964's badges

AFaye3964's favorite FMLs

Today, someone commented on my mother's memorial page on my blog. It said "u need too get over it bitch" and "ur mum was a wh0re". I looked up the IP address and found the comment was posted from my own wifi. The only other person who lives in my house is my girlfriend. FML

by Anonymous / 11/12/2014 at 12:21pm / United Kingdom (Redcar and Cleveland) / Love

Today, my daughter admitted to me that the only reason she's nice to me is because I give her money. She's six. FML

by anonymous / 11/02/2014 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2014 at 2:23pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

by AnonymousAmber / 10/31/2014 at 7:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, my friend took our prank war too far when he secretly added peanuts to my food. I have a peanut allergy. FML

by peanutprobs / 10/31/2014 at 5:12pm / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Health

Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML

by anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 12:24am / United States (California) / Love

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

by Anonymous / 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, I was waiting at a traffic light next to an ice cream van. The man in it turned to me and winked, making sexual hand gestures. I felt my childhood die horribly as I watched. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 8:30pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, after my first day at work at a local daycare, I found out that I'm not entitled to breaks because I'm the only worker there who doesn't smoke. My boss asked me, ''What do you need a break for?'' FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2014 at 4:52pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work

Today, after emptying the dishwasher, I noticed something in the back by the drain. It looked like a turkey bone. Upon closer inspection, it was a mouse carcass. I have no idea how many loads of dishes have gone through with it in there. FML

by MouserMan / 10/22/2014 at 10:47am / Canada (Alberta) / Animals

Today, I gave birth to my first child. The first thing my husband says? "When can I hit it again, doc?" FML

by how about never? / 10/19/2014 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Kids

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

by MegasaurusRex89 / 10/17/2014 at 8:04pm / United States (California) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML

by Anonymous / 10/16/2014 at 9:10pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy

Today, my wife pressed a button in the elevator and quickly ran out, leaving me in there with my crying baby. When the elevator arrived at the floor, the doors opened on a wedding reception. The doors couldn't have taken any longer to close again FML

by Anonymous / 10/13/2014 at 11:42am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids

Today, I got robbed. I just moved so I didn't have much in my new house. They did decide that my cat was valuable enough to steal. FML

by FML / 10/05/2014 at 7:30pm / United States (Texas) / Animals