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by TysonY2 / 01/26/2015 at 5:30pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous
by livingstonjamie / 01/13/2015 at 3:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML
by Anonymous / 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/20/2014 at 1:23am / United States / Work
by lamsolonely / 05/12/2013 at 12:35am / United States / Miscellaneous
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