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About ADeadMan : Im a miserable fucking person on the inside.

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Today, I mentioned to my girlfriend that I'd sent in a job application after she went home. In front of her parents. Who thought she'd stayed the night at a friend's place. FML

Today, a council worker showed up on my doorstep for the final pool installation inspection, which was scheduled 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29801) - you deserved it (2003)

On 01/13/2015 at 3:28am - misc - by livingstonjamie - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I tried to propose to my girlfriend, but I was so nervous that I had a panic attack, fainted and split my head open. My girlfriend then fainted at the sight of the blood. An onlooker had to call an ambulance for both of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38804) - you deserved it (3892)

On 10/18/2014 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to check up on a 400-pound inmate who was very upset about being locked up. When I got to his cell, he threw one of his own turds at me through the bars. I took a hit. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51215) - you deserved it (4248)

On 07/20/2014 at 1:23am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my little brothers wouldn't stop teasing me over the fact that I'm a virgin and they are not. They are 13 and 16, I'm 22. What's worse? My dad quickly joined them. FML


I agree, your life sucks (60640) - you deserved it (7332)

On 05/12/2013 at 12:35am - misc - by lamsolonely - United States

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