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A1armC1ock
  • Town/Country : Harrisburg, United States of America
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  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 1995 (18 years)
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Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML

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